a pleasant nightmare

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

guess I'll have them all executed just to be safe...

I fuckin hate planning surprise birthday parties around here.

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

thinking fondly of the time that my girlfriend heard the opening bars of holding out for a hero at the gay bar and asked "is this touhou music?"

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

i started playing the FF7 gacha's version of Advent Children and. and it's. it's just the movie. it's just clips from the movie. it's just an abridged version of the movie with all the action scenes interrupted by gacha Non-Gameplay. and the only enemy is Bahamut Sin and Sephiroth. They didn't make combat models for the Sephiroth trio or the dog monsters they summon, cause its. its just clips from the movie with 1 enemy to fight. even by my rock-bottom expectations for gacha, this is fucking dire.

i recorded footage of all of this for future use but i don't think i can even use it on youtube because it is, again, just the fucking movie lord above help me

playing the Dirge of Cerberus content now. This is somehow worse. The original DoC is better. This is the worst game I've ever played.

Game made me so fucking mad that I had to start playing actual Dirge of Cerberus. I need you to understand how fucking dire things must be for me to be able to boot up Dirge of Cerberus and instantly be like 'Oh thank god, this is SO much better.'

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+