Cannonball

Hades, sweating: ...no

Poseidon: then why do you draw “H+P” in hearts everywhere?

I'm bored, so this is what I'm doing with me life. Ask away!

1: Date Marcel, or date Dark Harry?

2: Go clubbing with Zayn and Harry, or movie night with Liam and Louis?

3: Kiss Niall but never speak to him again, or hug Harry whenever you want?

4: Spank Louis, or grab Liams junk?

5: Straighten Harry's hair, or shave Zayn's head?

6: Show the boys all of your texts and messages, or have them listen in to you and your friends talking about them?

7: Win the chance to meet the boys but sit last row at the concert where you can barely see, or Sit front row and not meet the boys?

8: Meet your favorite member on the street, or at an official meet and greet?

9: Find out Larry is real, but finding out means Liam will quit the band, Or find out Ziam is real, but the band stays together?

10: Meet the 1D girlfriends, or hangout with The Wanted?

11: Have Haylor get back together, or Zerrie break up?

12: Cry the whole time you meet One of the boys but get a long hug, or have a long conversation with one of them, but can't touch them?

13: Catch Nialls Guitar pick, or Louis's water bottle?

14: Confess to your favorite member that you have a blog dedicated to them, or that your room is covered with pictures of them?

15: Get the video diaries back, or have This is Us double the length?

16: Go streaking with Niall, or Skinny dipping with Zayn?

17: See Liam naked, or watch Louis's sex tape?

18: Have Niall teach you how to play guitar, or Louis teach you piano?

19: Get yelled at by one of the members, but have your favorite member comfort you, or have your favorite member hate you, but the befriend the others?

20:Pig out with Niall, or exercise with Liam?

21: Have one of the boys make you a Cd of songs that remind him of you, or have a song written about you?

22: Date your favorite member but get constant hate, or forever be just friends and everybody loves you?

23: Have Zayn teach you how to dance, or Niall teach you how to dance?

24: Watch One of the members cry knowing you can't comfort him, or cry and be comforted?

25: Have a song written about you that gets really popular, but nobody knows its about you, or get privately serenaded by your favorite boy?

26: Read a boy of your choices text messages, or listen in on their conversation?

27: Go on a dinner date with the whole band and get food all over yourself, or trip and fall on stage in front of a giant concert crowd of 1D fans?

28: Nerf gun battle with Louis, or golfing with Harry?

29: Go to a concert with Niall, or go to the cinema with Liam?

30: Watch the stars in the arms of your favorite member, or go to the beach and watch the sunset?

31: Read a smutty fan fiction you wrote to the whole band, or never read fan fiction again?

32: Be one directions opening act, or a groupie?

33: Catch their attention at their concert with a nip slip, or catch their attention by running on stage in the middle of Little Things?

34: Shave your head to see one direction, or have to have drawings all over your face?

36: Win a date by completing the banana & sprite challenge, or the cinnamon challenge?

37: Accidentally step on Zayn's foot, or knock Harry over?

38: Do a twitcam with Liam, or host Megamind?

39: Know the meaning of all of Harry's tattoos, or get matching tattoos?

40: Have all of the boys thrown into the Hunger Games and whoever lives dates you, or be thrown into the HG yourself, with 25 other Directioners, and the last five get to date a boy each?

41: Have an argument with Louis over twitter, or get a private DM from drunk Niall?

42: Break one of the boys’ hearts to the point where the band takes a year’s hiatus, or live happily ever after with him but the band splits for good?

43: Try and survive the zombie apocalypse with One Direction but have to kill off your favorite member, or kill all the members and get to marry your favorite member?

44: Be the star of the next music video, or direct the next video?