holy yapfest

having a fit about nobody checking the oven when she literally didnt fucking ask anyone? youre here with your door open and can definitely hear the timer go off (which it hasnt yet) and youre talking about some "yall just gonna let this cook?" "use your brains" ?????????????????? fym yall just gonna let this cook isnt that what youre supposed to do with shit in the oven??? like genuinely this bitch must be dealt with

just saw the most insane situation on tiktok and i now am 100% sure i will be creating completely new and fresh socials for irls that is disconnected entirely from my current online presence because theres no way im risking someone threating my job because i like to kiki and haha about fictional media.

i feel so fucking useless rn im literally employed and i still cant do anything for myself and nothing i do is worth anything.

worlds worst and evilest dog

what am i, a sugar baby

guy who i made front because we forgot to bring lunch and he is really good at ignoring the needs of a human body.

this playlist has so much german music on it, he is Not beating the Allegations.

"This is almost as tedious as rewriting your illegible paperwork for Irons." okay well. maybe you just dont know the joy of spreadsheets??

unlinking spotify from my social media so nobody will know im listening to old taylor swift music

everyone should stop making me be in charge of things im just a boy

you ever take your glasses off just to limit the amount of stimulation reaching your brain.