i can't cope

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it being the last line of the brokeback mountain novella is so crazy it makes me feel like my guts are falling out. if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it. jesus fucking christ

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

casually nude and jerking off with your friends, thats the dream

FUCK YEAH.

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

yeah okay ill reblog that

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good