sweet creature

Macy: Just maybe don't explain the punchline while you're down on one knee, it'll still be pretty punny.

Macy: You can't hope for her not to have gotten genes of yours because then it's gonna turn around and be the exact ones she's got. She's /gonna/ be a handful?

Macy: Broken bones fucking suck, at least hopefully she's gonna be too young to remember how much the shit hurts after a while.

Macy: Are there sides? I'm just on side y'all being happy I'm not taking anybodys side. Also, gross.

Macy: I swear to god I could send a summary of the shit you two have gone through to a ghostwriter and have the next summer romcom in a month, honestly. I should, could probably make bank from it.

Macy: All of those are very good questions I should probably have the answers to by now but instead I'm dealing with Julia deciding that she HATES Ariel now.

Blake: Yeah, that I'm going to not do. I've warned him it's going to be punny, so he's got that much to work with

Blake: YEAH I'VE NOTICED. Poor thing, she's going to be clumsy, stubborn, and get herself into a lot of wild situations I feel. And yeah shut up she's a handful now but I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt bc she's 3

Blake: Or she'll actually remember and void letting it happen again who knows

Blake: Honestly, I wouldn't even be mad about it. And if it gets turned into a romcom on the big screen, I want Gerard Way to play me. So keep that in mind.

Blake: HOW CAN YOU HATE ARIEL?

Macy: Okay but I want this on a hidden camera as payment.

Macy: I don't know why you're acting like this is a surprise, she's your child after all. But that Mummy bit is fucking adorable, making the best of her cast at least.

Macy: At least Evie can decide what she's gonna be

Macy: I think that goes to the man who kept putting it off for so long because making your family official again being perfect meant so much to him, tbh babe

Macy: But honestly I think this shit just comes to you like the romantics are in your blood or something

Macy: Family and candy are really the only two important things in the world anyways, so I can't even blame you. Really though babe I'm so glad you've got them back and you're all together and grossly cute again.

Blake: I'm definitely getting this on camera because I need to see the sheer amazement on his face when he sees just how punny this is. Zombie kinda reminded me of ex, like dead, so ya know.

Blake: But explaining it makes it seem less funny o forget I even said that

Blake: I fucking know, okay? I KNOW. I just hoped that she'd at least be a bit more graceful and not have gotten this clumsy gene of mine but that poor girl, it's like she got all of the wild traits of me and all the good genes from our surrogate. She's gonna be a handful

Blake: I'm just glad she finally let them put a cast on her, like, she kicked the fucking doctor because he was touching her arm, not that I can blame her bc I almost did the same when I broke my thumb that one time.

Blake: SH. Don't take his side on this! But yeah, he is pretty cute for wanting it to be PERFECT, but honestly anything he could have done would have made it perfect just 'cause it's Killian y'know?

Blake: I blame Nicholas Sparks tbh. It's kind of disgusting though, because Killian is literally the same way - we could have our own fucking love story I swear

Macy: Expected I'll give you.

Macy: Youtube tutorials are fucking liars babe, make ths shit look easy and then somehow you end up looking less like a gory Sally and more like someone splashed the joker's makeup off.

Macy: Not that I speak from experience or anything but I will definitely help before you set everything in motion.

Macy: No I definitely get that babe, plus the poor girl just broke her arm, let the day be about getting all sugared up and the three of you being hella cute.

Macy: Are you also doing Evie up all zombie like? Because then you can probably get him out there on the premise of his opinions before a little photoshoot for IG

Macy: ITS ABOUT TIME

Macy: Though really I'm just excited to see your family be all official again

Blake: then I might recruit you to help me because this has to be PERFECT or he'll never let me live it down

Blake: lol no, Evie wants to be a mummy because in the words of Evie she's already one with her little cast. I still can't believe that little girl broke her arm, but I can. She's so stubborn I can't

Blake: I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW

Blake: It took me 10 minutes to come up with an idea where it had taken Killian like months, who's the real romantic here?

Macy: Depends on how good the zombie makeup is, if it's a shit job it might ruin the whole thing

Macy: But really that sounds pretty damn great babe

Macy: Also you and I have very different definitions of lame if going to a spot he found just for you two to be you is lame cause that shit sounds romantic as hell

Macy: I feel like this is a very fitting idea for you tbh

Blake: Okay, maybe not lame but IT'D BE EXPECTED YOU KNOW

Blake: Look, I have been watching zombie make up tutorials for like nearly a week now, I think I might have this whole thing down.

Blake: but ofc I'm gonna send you pics first so you can help me look less like a fool

Blake: I also want to do it before Halloween though, 'cause this is the first one Evie is gonna have both of her dads you know? And I want all of the attention to be on her and about us celebrating this sugar fest as a fam

Blake: I could maybe say that I need his opinion on it or something idk.

Blake: OKAY I NEED YOU TO TELL ME IF THIS IS A GREAT IDEA OR NOT OK?

Blake: So Killian can't figure out how the hell to propose to me, so he told me to just do it. So... I AM.

Blake: And my original idea was to just go to this little spot he found for the two of us, you know just to get away from the city and stuff but that's so lame

Blake: SO HALLOWEEN THEME SINCE HALLOWEEN IS SO CLOSE RIGHT

Blake: I'm going as a zombie husband, and I'm going to have Evie bring out the ring and when he's like 'wtf is this' HE'LL TURN AROUND AND I'LL BE THERE ON ONE KNEE JUST WAITING TO ASK

If Julia wasn’t so excited for her daycare party I would have forgotten by now. Which sucks, I used to love the fuck outta Halloween. Okay, cautiously agreeing to keep quiet l, what about?

Beckett, but only because he saved me from a baby swing.

Danny, if he weren’t with Dustin.

Probably Jared, too.

I mean it’s nothing I haven’t dealt with before I was in the spotlight with Killian before, haha. But I suppose it’s alright, I haven’t had a bunch of crazy papz following me into Starbucks yet, so fingers crossed it’ll stay that way for a little bit. I’ve still gotta get in shape and such so I can be camera ready when they do come out, ya know?

Yeah, I do. Me and Killian are stronger together than we’ve ever been, not that we were exactly weak before but we’ve grown, we’ve been through a lot to make us mature and change. I like to believe that we wouldn’t try to be together again if we didn’t think it wouldn’t work because we wouldn’t want to put Evie through something like that. And me and Killian talk all the time about being a proper family again, we both want that and we both want to be with each other forever again. We’re going to be Hollywood’s biggest power couple, just wait and see.

Of course we are! I’ve already got a plan to propose to him and everything. And it’s going to blow his mind.

I love what a great father he is to our daughter. He took on the biggest responsibility and he’s so great with Evie and you can just see how much she loves him and vice versa. I couldn’t have asked for a better person to have a child with, and Evie isn’t going to get a better dad - even if she likes pushing his buttons and throwing fits. 

I love that he always makes me laugh, even when I don’t want to. or when I’m in a mood and am just all over the place, I can always count on Killian to make a stupid joke or remark and it just cracks me up and makes me feel so much better. If people would give him the chance they’d be able to see what a comedian he is.

I also love his good heart. Sometimes he can come off as crude and rude, but Killian is truly one of the sweetest and caring people I’ve ever met in my life. I can always count on him to have my back and to be there for me and our daughter whenever we need it. He’s always got the best intentions, and he’s always putting others before himself (well at least me and Evie bc we’re cool af). And he’s honestly such a great support system, like I really wouldn’t have been able to get through my roughest times without him pushing me and making me want to get through it. That’s something that’s rare to find and I’m so grateful that I’ve had him by my side throughout everything.

The best sex I’ve ever had was after the whole truth or dare game that happened. Well, not that night but like a few nights after when I wasn’t so pissed at Killian. We actually had angry sex for the first time ever and it was pretty fucking great. The worst was when I was about seventeen, and this guy bent me over his knee and I just started laughing because the idea of being spanked at the time was just hilarious. He kicked me out and called me an asshole for laughing in his face. 

Black, duh.

jk, right now it’s orange. It changes from time to time, honestly. And I guess with it being October the orange just speaks to me.

I’m not going to give you the answer you’re expecting about not cheating, because I think it was something that needed to happen to make me and Killian a stronger couple - not the act itself, but the time apart from one another just to make us realize how badly we needed one another. I’d have to say that if I had to change anything, it’d be the one time I decided to trip on acid and drive around town. Ended with me going to jail, and not the fun OITNB kinda jail.