Matthew 28:20

Elephant (2003)

Joe Biden attempting to roofie me at a bar

Triumphal parade of Death over the dead bodies of kings and generals, popes and bishops (16th century)

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

From Le martyre des oeuvres d'art. Guerre civile en Espagne (1938).

Théophile Louïse, De la Sorcellerie et de la Justice Criminelle à Valenciennes, 1861