— A S T R A L I S

feel  free  to  change  any  pronouns  or  subjects  (or  reverse).      tw  for  blood,  death  and  physical  violence  mention.

‘  is  it  complete?  ’

‘  who  are  you?  ’

‘  who  is  this?  ’

‘  why  are  you  bleeding?  ’

‘  what  would  i  do  without  you?  ’

‘  do  you  feel  alright?  ’

‘  what’s  your  name?  ’

‘  why  do  you  hate  me?  ’

‘  do  you  want  something  to  eat?  ’

‘  aren’t  you  supposed  to  be  someone  important?  ’

‘  did  you  read  it  yet?  ’

‘  can  you  help  me?  ’

‘  why  do  you  act  so  weirdly?  ’

‘  what  do  i  do  with  someone  like  you?  ’

‘  you  awake?  ’

‘  can’t  you  tell  left  from  right?  ’

‘  how  dare  you?  ’

‘  can  i  have  a  word?  ’

‘  why  didn’t  you  fight  back?  ’

‘  can  you  stop  interupting  me?  ’

‘  why  are  you  here?  ’

‘  what  happened?  ’

‘  haven’t  you  said  enough?  ’

‘  why  are  you  still  ___?  ’

‘  why  don’t  you  shut  up  and  be  quiet?  ’

‘  what  did  you  dream  of?  ’

‘  why  are  you  yelling?  ’

‘  how  could  you  say  that?  ’

‘  is  that  mine?  ’

‘  why  did  you  turn  out  this  way?  ’

‘  are  you  talking  to  me?  ’

‘  why  won’t  he  date  me?  ’

‘  why  did  you  hit  him?  ’

‘  why  are  you  crying  yourself  to  sleep?  ’ 

‘  are  you  serious?  ’

‘  who  did  this?  ’

‘  will  i  regret  this?  ’

‘  do  you  promise?  ’

‘  is  that  mine?  ’

‘  am  i  dead?  ’

‘  can  you  stop  moving?  ’

‘  is  he  looking  at  me?  ’

‘  does  it  hurt?  ’

‘  how  did  that  happen?  ’

‘  what’s  the  weather  for  tomorrow?  ’

‘  are  you  in  love  with  me  yet?  ’

‘  is  it  that  important?  ’

‘  want  some?  ’

‘  was  that  an  accident?  ’

‘  what’s  the  deal  with  you?  ’

‘  who  do  you  think  you  are?  ’

‘  can  i  ask  you  something?  ’

‘  why  don’t  you  leave  then?  ’

‘  how  could  you?  ’

‘  is  this  all  you  can  do?  ’

‘  why  is  this  here?  ’

‘  how  did  you  get  in  here?  ’

‘  is  it  freezing  to  you?  ’

‘  what  are  you  making  tdday?  ’

‘  are  you  lost?  ’

‘  has  it  been  that  long?  ’

[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   u should know by now i’m not as much a complete person as i am several sitcom tropes stacked in an anxiety blanket

[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   things that should not be present in making spaghetti and meatballs: sparks   [ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   things that were present when i was making spaghetti and meatballs two minutes ago: sparks

[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   give it a good deep fry and it’ll make reddit front page

[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   you piece of fuck

[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i’m not making this up it’s a real post

[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i just really don’t like the look of american hollywood boys apparently

[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   quit trying to post porn [name]

[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   what’s deeper than emotional? are you going to /fuck/ the house?

[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i genuinely don’t know what i expected googling that thing but that was not it

[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i legitimately don’t know how you’re expecting me to reply to this

[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i’m setting up my bfu episode

❝  you wouldn’t like it out there.  ❞

❝  it wouldn’t protect you.  ❞

❝  you hate it, that’s why it hates you.  ❞

❝  if you try to stop me, i’ll eat you alive.  ❞

❝  come on and dance with me.  ❞

❝  i’m right here. talk to me, [name].  ❞

❝  cross my heart, i didn’t know we would get this far.  ❞

❝  tell me, why did we go separate ways?  ❞

❝  i thought that nothing could do us no harm.  ❞

❝  you came with your kiss and you left with a smile.  ❞

❝  so you knew all this time we were living a lie.  ❞

❝  you could never be mine.  ❞

❝  you broke my heart when he took you away.  ❞

❝  i’ve been searching for an open door.  ❞

❝  you’ve been watching me since day one.  ❞

Everyone needs a little down time once in a while, right? Isn’t it better to spend it with someone you’re close to?

❛       Never stop looking for me if I go missing. I would NEVER run away.      ❜

❛       Don’t feel bad kids, I didn’t go to school senior year neither.       ❜

❛       When she cute without makeup … oh so you PRETTY PRETTY.    ❜

❛       Even if no one is proud of me, IM proud of me.      ❜

❛       I’ve done some bad things in my life, but I’ve never made a TikTok video.       ❜

❛       You ever look at someone and be like “damn you really have my whole heart”      ❜

❛       Kids be mad af when you take sum out they mouth, tf you wanna eat a crayon for?        ❜

❛       This generation on a wave I can’t ride. Y’all mindsets, morals, priorities just off.     ❜

❛       My back hurts from carrying around my attitude all day.     ❜

❛       It’s something about people thinking I’m dumb that make me wanna play along.      ❜

❛       Everybody grown until it’s time to communicate,apologize, or tell the truth.    ❜

❛       You ain’t supposed to give up on a mf you say you love. That shit ain’t solid.      ❜

❛        Tomorrow is national sex day and the only thing I’m fucking is stupid.      ❜

❛        If you really care about someone, you work shit out. you just don’t leave.       ❜

❛        Fuck sex let’s walk to the cemetery to show you where you gone end up if you play wit me.       ❜

❛       Fortnite got kids out here doing credit card fraud at the age of 10.      ❜

❛        Don’t give a fuck who house I am at, I’m turning off unnecessary lights.     ❜

❛        Dudes take one good selfie and use that mfer until they die.      ❜

❛        Now I be like “oh shit I forgot my mask” like I’m Batman or something.      ❜

❛        If you pay attention .. people usually tell on they self.      ❜

❛        I stay saying “it is what it is” but i know my heart wishes shit would be different.     ❜

❛        I’m at the age where loud noises make me mad. Like calm allat shit down.     ❜

❛        The way I loved that boy, you girls could never.       ❜

❛        If I die right now I can’t even name 6 friends to carry my casket that’s crazy.       ❜

❛       You’re all in love and your boyfriend probably telling someone he’s single right now.       ❜

❛       People think cause you humble, you’re soft.. I’ll humbly beat yo ass.      ❜

❛       Might just headbutt the wall and knock myself the fuck out.      ❜

❛       Nobody is going to understand why you love somebody the way you do… except you.      ❜

❛        Telling someone how they made you feel is honestly the MOST POINTLESS shit ever.      ❜

❛       He deserves the world but all i can give him is my small titties and depression.     ❜

❛       Cheat on her and if you feel bad… shes the one.      ❜

❛       I don’t know man life just isn’t pizza rolls and dragon tales anymore. Shit sucks.     ❜

❛       Fuck yo apologies. You felt good while I felt bad, and I could never respect that.      ❜

❛       Cheating is played out..settle down..take trips..get money and be happy TOGETHER.       ❜

❛       If Michael Myers chased the same bitch for 40 years then so can I.     ❜

❛       May he never find his happiness if it’s not with me, amen.      ❜

❛       I don’t throw shade, I post what I feel. If the dick fits, suck it BITCH.      ❜

❛       How many girls can walk out the house without makeup with no problem?      ❜

❛       I don’t know why but hitting somebody in the head with a liquor bottle is on my bucket list.     ❜

❛       This 4am shit so normal to me now.. I speak bird fluently.      ❜

❛       One thing about men…y’all do be good at opening jars. I’ll give y’all that.       ❜

❛       I crave him. Not just sex but his scent, his vibe, his company.     ❜

❛       Y’all get mad and want to fight, I get mad and want to kill people, that’s why I don’t get mad.    ❜

❛        Can’t threaten me wit screenshots…   Bitch get me a microphone I’ll say it again.   ❜

❛        I’m laid back but don’t play with me cause I’ll lean the fuck up.     ❜

❛        How do y’all feel some type of way about people who don’t give a DAMN about y’all.    ❜

❛       I don’t care what I tolerated a year ago or months ago; I’m not tolerating that shit now!     ❜

For your RP and Ask blog needs! Based off of in-game quotes and photo inscriptions from various AC games. note: the blog this starter set is coming from is NOT an RP or Ask blog

 “The only thing to fear is fear itself…and bees.”

 “Art feeds the soul. So does pizza.”

 “Everything in moderation. Except for snacks.”

 “And remember that bad times…are just times that are bad.”

 “You only live once…or nine times”

 “It’s never too late to start over.”

 “A smile increases your face value.”

 "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…“

 “Home is where the heart is.”

 “Life is a buffet–always go back for seconds.”

 “Pampering yourself is as important as food, water, and shelter!”

 “There is such a thing as love at first sight.”

 “Even though there is no ‘I’ in team, there is a ‘me’!”

 “A snack a day keeps the vacuum away.”

 “Never settle for second best.”

 “Life’s short. Eat chocolate.”

 “A house without either a cat or a dog is a sad house indeed.”

 “Remember, things are never as bad as they seem! Honestly!”

 “Being yourself is ALWAYS in style”

 “Your friends need you. They always need you. They will never stop.”

 “But one day, I realized that I’m happiest just being myself.”

 “Sometimes, all it takes is a good friend to remind you of all the things you like about your life.”

 “Why, you’re so short, I can’t help but laugh! Ho ho!

 “I was happy at first. But then I cried. And it was kinda ok. But then I totally cried again.”

 “When someone fakes a smile, don’t get mad, maaannn. At least they’re trying.”

 “You filthy ogre! I hope you get stung by a thousand bees!”

 “There’s something lovable in all of us.”

 “Where there’s life, there’s hope.”

 “I might not seem like it, but I’m quite shy around new people, ____”

 “Don’t cry about your dreams that don’t come true today. Sometimes you need to try another way!”