LOVELY bottles of joy at 80% proof

There are many ways in which people get the general aziracrow dynamic wrong in my opinion but one of the biggest ones is how easily scandalized by Crowley people make Aziraphale out to be, even in the present of the timeline (i.e. 2019 or 2023). Aziraphale CLEARLY is very used to Crowley's shit by now and treats her more evil tendencies with exasperation if nothing else. The present-day pre-breakup aziracrow dynamic is basically like Aziraphale is a middle-aged white woman in line at Starbucks being all "oh I would but I just don't knoooow" about buying a cake pop or something and Crowley is the nonbinary barista with a nose ring telling her "you should be badddddddd 😈😈😈😈"

btw god wanted me to ask you nicely to stop breaking my halo while we have sex. every time they have to repair it they need to use a childs favorite summer memory as glue

forcefop him make him into a real dandy