Black Magic Inc

Really? Like FOR REAL? GIVE ME A BREAK. HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT?

There are two versions of this bad boy/girl. One that tells everyone you need a lot of help and need a break, and one that just asks for a break straight up. How desperate are you for a break? Tell me which one you want in your order form, okay? Should arrive slightly singed out of a fiery portal outside your door in 10-14 days.

本当に？ FOR REALのように？ 私を休憩させてください。 あなたが話しているファックについて何がわかるように助けてくれますか？

“THIS LOVE IS REAL”

100% SORROW

What? You thought because I disappeared on you for 600 months that our relationship was over?? THIS IS NEVER GOING TO WORK IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME MY SPACE!!!!

LEAVE ME ALONE

Listen, sometimes I’m in a bad mood okay? It doesn’t mean I don’t love you!!! Stay tuned if you want a cool limited run on a shirt you dingus!!!!!!!!

私をほっといて

“THUNDER GOD”

Hey losers, I’ve got a journal I’ve had a while…I’m starting to upload pages of it on some website. You get to read it for free too!! Just don’t tell anyone what you read there please and definitely don’t share it with every single one of your friends. I HATE THE ATTENTION.

Read about the time I pissed off some god or something down in the Zigg.

https://thekillcapital.blogspot.com/

「もっと欲しい」 私はあなたが嫌いなので、私はあなたに嫌われていません！

“CRY SOME MORE”

HAPPY BELATED VALENTINES DAY BECAUSE I HATE VALENTINES DAY AND I HATE YOU (NO I DON’T I’M JUST MAD AT YOU I’LL GET OVER IT!!!!)

GUESS WHAT I ADDED TO THE SHOP!? 私たちは皆夢の中に住んでいます。誰もがそれを知っています。 しかし、あなたのほとんどが知りませんが、誰があなたの中に住んでいる夢ですか？ あなたが私のものだと言ったら、本当に驚くでしょうか….？ それはすべてあなたが知っているかもしれない！

I AM THE FBI

IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE, IT’S BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW ME VERY WELL.

STRANDED

eXPECT SOME DOPE death stranding MERCH IN A DAY OR SO. aLSO EXPECT IT TO GO FAST YOU DEGENERATE punk!!!!!!!! ughhh you’re SO GROOSS! WHY DO I LOVE YOU ANYWAY!?

Is it that time again already???

“REALITIES WITHIN REALITIES WITHIN REALITIES”

READ UP ON BUY OR DIE IN MY BIBLE YOU PUNK!!!