Black Books

Right, the shop is closed, everybody get out.

"Do you wanna work in the bookshop?"

"Who are you? Have I joined a cult?"

"Look, it's perfectly simple. No mobile phones, no walkmans... none of that. Or any of the others!"

"Come on, come on!"

"Just a minute, just a minute. Do you want the job, Manny? I have to admit, I think you're being a bit rude."

"Bernard? From next door? Irish drink smoking blaaargh?"

"I'm just in a real mood to buy a book."

"Oh actually - redial."

"We haven't slept together... and you're not here to freak me out. I thought with you being a man and all we'd had sex."

"I usually lock up."

Where do you live? Okay, go there, and await my instruction."

Have you got anything in an aquarium?