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So, I feed bluejays. Crows ignore me, I'm not goth enough for them. Feeding the bluejays started innocently. "You want some cheese its?" Pretty soon I had one dude in particular I was feeding. What i didn't know was that a part of the bluejay courtship ritual is that the female will follow the male around screaming like a baby bird, demanding to be fed. So now I'm playing wing man (pun very much intended) to my bluejay, literally giving up half my lunch so he can feed his psycho future baby mama long enough to get laid.

Ok, so now my dude is trying to make a nest. It's clear he isn't a craftsman. He's wildly looking for leaves. He's trying so damn hard.

So now the game is he hides the food and she digs it up. I put them on a diet. They get almonds. No more junk food.

So, I feed bluejays. Crows ignore me, I'm not goth enough for them. Feeding the bluejays started innocently. "You want some cheese its?" Pretty soon I had one dude in particular I was feeding. What i didn't know was that a part of the bluejay courtship ritual is that the female will follow the male around screaming like a baby bird, demanding to be fed. So now I'm playing wing man (pun very much intended) to my bluejay, literally giving up half my lunch so he can feed his psycho future baby mama long enough to get laid.

Ok, so now my dude is trying to make a nest. It's clear he isn't a craftsman. He's wildly looking for leaves. He's trying so damn hard.