Ever since I've started going to college my parents make me feel like a fucking fan every time I call them. Most humbling experience of my life was calling my mom and her telling me I disturbed her nap.

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Ever since I've started going to college my parents make me feel like a fucking fan every time I call them. Most humbling experience of my life was calling my mom and her telling me I disturbed her nap.

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Thanksgiving Story Time
This is not important I just need to share.
For context my cousin is a lot older than me, she's 35 and I'm 18, but she still lives with her mom due to her epilepsy and other health issues. She's well educated and has like 3 degrees in various things but is just so emotionally immature.
Anyways...
Right before it was time to eat she started throwing a massive fucking tantrum, like an actual 8 year old. Like she stormed into her room and everything was throwing shit and screaming at her mom. Anyways she finally calmed down and came back into the dining room where everybody was just kinda awkwardly sitting around and she saw that the only open seat was next to me. She proceeded to actually start crying because the seat was to the right of me and she was left handed.
She turned around and I just could not help but laugh, I tried to hide it and stop myself as well as I could but it was useless. I plugged my nose and turned to the left and trying to hide behind my little brother but everybody was looking at me. My brother started whispering to me "shut up she's gonna yell at us" which only made me laugh even harder. So I just put my head in my hands and pretended to cry. I started saying something along the lines of "I'm just gonna miss you guys so much when I go back to school" My brother started laughing at me and my mom told him to give me a hug because we were all trying to hide the fact that I was crying laughing at this fully grown woman's temper tantrum.
Fast forward to the end of the night my immediate family left to go home but everybody else was staying at the condo cause it's on the beach and they were gonna wake up and go 'shelling??'. But the second we get into the elevator we all just start laughing because apparently I played the laughing off so well that nobody but my parents caught on.
So yeah, just wanted to share my silly thanksgiving as a person with shitty rich extended family.
just wanted to show off my tattoo <3
i am heaven sent, don't you dare forget

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Dorm so dingey I'll call it retro, I'm laughing it off like it matters what I think :P