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Poll From The Security Team!

Who is the most attractive guard on duty?

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Whatever Miller.

Anyways! O'Connor! How's the daughter? Oh... wait... you wouldn't know. You're barely there to see her.

O'Conner: ... Right, well, that's.. 's pretty low, if y' ask me. If y' want t' make rude jokes, tell 'em t' your friends, not a stranger.

O'Conner: Talk like that's what'll get y' teeth knocked in, yeah?

#o'conner #anonymous #asks

Sorry sorry you're right. That was awful. Here I'll call her for you! Maybe she's happy to hear about you-

[Ring....ring...]

[Robotic voice: The person that you called no longer loves you, and wants you far away as possible. Goodbye.]

Wowie! sorry, buddy, guess she don't wanna talk

;)

Miller: I.....

Miller: I'm goin' on break.....

#miller #anonymous #asks

... hey Miller wanna hear a knock knock joke?

I'll just reply for you, don't worry.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

....

Not your wife-

Miller: That's, uh..... that's.....

Miller: ... not... funny.

#miller #anonymous #asks #scopophobia//

Miller's divorced, huh? That's rough. What did ya do for your ex to break up with ya?

Miller: I-- I didn't..... didn't do anythin', y' can't just..... ask these things, 's not--

Miller: It's..... it's not your fucking business.

Miller: ... I, uh...... I have a shift to get back to.

#miller #anonymous #asks

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Chumtoad Get!

#txt doc #chumtoad #event:end

i think youve seen enough movies to know what could happen to it, mr calhoun

Calhoun: Ah....... Uh.....

Calhoun: .... Shit, well uh....

Calhoun: .... I-- I guess I could, uh.... could hide 'em in my locker for now.... At least, until I can figure out what to do with 'em.....

#calhoun #chumtoad #vrfreeman #asks

Do you think the little thing could be tamed? Maybe be domesticated for good?

Calhoun: Maybe? I mean, he-- uh, it, seems pretty calm right now...... heh.... actually, 's pretty cute...

Calhoun: ....

Calhoun: What do you think they'll do if, um, anyone finds out about this...? Government 'nd all.....

#calhoun #chumtoad #anonymous #asks

That's an alien. Looks more like a toad than a frog though

Calhoun: Is there a difference between 'em, look-wise?

#calhoun #chumtoad #anonymous #asks

They look a bit nervous. Try to be gentle with it.

Calhoun: Yeah.....

Calhoun: How do you think it got here?? Do you... Do you think Black Mesa's got aliens? Like, Area 51 stuff??

#calhoun #chumtoad #twitchyglitchy #asks

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A little frog lad!!! You've gotta keep him

Calhoun: Is it a frog? I've never seen a frog look like that before....

Calhoun: Do-- do you think it might be an alien?? I mean, we are in the corner of the states that gets the most activity.....

#calhoun #chumtoad #anonymous #asks

Are the emergency lights going to turn on? Is everything okay in there?

Calhoun: That's a good point, there, why haven't the-- wait, what the hell is that?

Calhoun: Whuh- what the fuck? Is that a.....

#twitchyglitchy #asks #calhoun #chumtoad

what are we supposed to be hearin, calhoun? everything alright down there?

Calhoun: I... I-I don't.... know? Sounded like, uh, like some kind of animal or something. We don't--

Calhoun: Black Mesa doesn't use animals, I don't think....

#anonymous #asks #calhoun

are the elevators or the trams down? you could check if the other sectors are having the same issues maybe

Calhoun: Could go lookin' for one, see if they're down.... Not gonna be easy findin' anything without a--

Calhoun: .... a...... Hold-- hold on, didya hear that??

#anonymous #asks #calhoun

Don’t you guys have flashlights???????

Calhoun: Yeah, yeah, let me... just....

Calhoun: ... Uh...... well, shit...

Calhoun: I guess I didn't grab one gettin' ready for my shift. Coulda swore I grabbed one....

#anonymous #asks #calhoun

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calhoun, you should probably go check it out man...the other guards might have a better lead than you

Calhoun: Lead? It's probably just a power outage, just some scientist messin' something up, I bet.

#calhoun #anonymous #asks

Uh oh.. It's dark now.

Calhoun: Power must've gone out.. Wonder how many sectors--

???: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! CHRIST--

Calhoun: What in the....

#calhoun #twitchyglitchy #asks

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