t h e w h i t e w o l f

What is dead may never die, 

 but rises again, 

 harder and stronger. 

and hotter.

Like imagine Peter being super embarrassed when all of his classmates are wondering why the fuck Thor, god of thunder and king of Asgard, is on their trip.

Or why Captain Steven Rogers is standing at attention as the teacher lists off all of the parents who volunteered to come.

Or like even the defenders, like imagine the principal asking why he thought a blind lawyer from Hell’s Kitchen was a suitable candidate for chaperoning a bunch of high schoolers.

Or Natasha comes along and all the kids are too afraid of her to say anything the whole time.

Imagine Peter trying to explain that his second choice after his legal guardian was known Kennedy Assassin, James Buchanan Barnes.

Imagine the principal trying to figure out how in the hell a student contacted S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Daisy Johnson first what basically amounts to a babysitter for a weekend bus trip.

Or even further and tie in Venom and have kids questioning why some off-the-rails San Francisco newsman signed on to help this random kid in Queens.

Like I love all the headcanons about the older superheroes deciding that this child is their responsibility but the domestic side of that is just hilarious

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“Black Widow & Hawkeye are the most painful example of Endgame’s heteronormative bullshit. The mere existence of Clint’s family is enough to redeem his five-year killing spree. Meanwhile Natasha, a single woman who can’t have kids, dies so Clint can live.”

“Natasha’s inability to have children foreshadowed her expendability in Endgame. Natasha sacrifices herself so Hawkeye can return to his family, an idea that has no emotional reward because we don’t know Hawkeye’s family.”

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