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Imagine this situation, you walk out and see a cat, the cat tells you to give it 2 bucks to buy a nicotine stick, but you check your pockets because going against the talking cat is never a good idea, then you feel no money in your pockets, the cat reveals himself as Garfield, and that you as his new John has disappointed him, the two bucks to buy lasagna was already his compromise to you. Wait didnt Garfield say it was for nicotine sticks? NO YOU IDIOT IT WAS OBVIOUSLY FOR LASAGNA. But Garfield doesnt talk, this talking cat is an imposter, perhaps a mimic. as tentacles grow out of the cat you see a brown head significantly larger than the cats body come out, as if shedding its mortal shell, then Har har har har. It was freddy fazzbear, it was testing you whether you were a worthy vessel or not. You werent luckily, broke bitch. Then with an angered face Freddy Fazzbear asks you, to shake his hand. you nervously raise your hand to shake. Then pFFFFFFLALFFL. Heh the ol whoopee cushion in the hand trick everyone always falls for it, hi i'm sans sans the skeleton, but others call me sans undertale, I dont know where they get the undertale part but I dont mind, say do you feel a little funny? Sans suddenly screams in pain, his body contorting into the a strange shape, but once his body was done contorting he was in the shape of a porcelain throne, with his head located where humans normally release waste, then you have the sudden urge to urinate on his face, then you wake up. Anyways whats your favourite dream