i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

*deeply misses something i cannot ever return to* *deeply misses something i cannot ever return to* *deeply misses something i cannot ever return to* *deeply misses something i cannot ever return to* *deeply misses something i cannot ever ret-

not sure what's worse, my detachment issues or my attachment issues

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

i wish i didnt love the internet so much i would have a lot more free time and a healthier brain.. but i must scroll

my five year plan is having enough money to order things online

social battery -1%

I wasn’t made for casual I want to be loved LOUDLY