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never hit reblog so fast in my life

According to an extensive study, there is a 10 out of 10 chance that i would prefer to be in a Disney park at this moment in time.

I’m the kind of friend who would run at your house in a blink with pizza at 4am if you’re sad but also accidentally forget to reply to your messages for 8 months

Explains my entire life

the fact that you can work full time in this country and still not afford to live disgusts me more and more every day

BE A REBEL AND ROMANCE YOURSELF. BUY YOURSELF A DOZEN RED ROSES. TAKE LONG BUBBLE BATHS. TREAT YOURSELF TO DELICIOUS MEALS. VIVA LA ANARCHIST AFFECTION

im just gonna buy myself discounted chocolate but thank u

YOU DESERVE FULL-PRICE GOURMET TRUFFLES BUT THAT’S YOUR CHOICE AND I APPLAUD YOUR FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY

Reblogging for the last comment. Also because I shouted it all in my head.

i don’t know what im laughing about more, the ostrich, the girl that looks like she’s crying in the other car or the llama in the mirror

Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’

by now I’m like 70% sure they just released Orlando, Kiera, and Johnny into the Caribbean and told them to pretend it was the 1700’s

Literally would believe that they just picked some characters and said here, you make the movie. You’re all funny and creative as fuck, I’ll just film whatever.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother

the legal hunger games

The Number Games

THE NUMBER GAMES

I remember this one time my friend who was a super nerd skipped a line and didn’t notice until after he was done and he started crying

I was actually really fucking good at these. I was top of my class. And now I can’t do math for shit. Don’t worry you didn’t miss much if you stressed out.