1bitdisaster

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“I’m gonna cRY!”

“If you don’t get the joke, just think of how you can relate it to a dick”

“Woof woof bitch Imma eat your homework”

“Just stop yer cryin’ lassie it’s the sign of the times”

“Sorry, we don’t all fit in the garbage bag”

“Let’s walk around and tape Nicholas Cage on people’s bags”

“But that’s effort though”

“How to even English???”

“Are you sure you can even read (name)?!”

“Did you bring the fake blood?”

“If this is me on a sugar high can you imagine me on real drugs?”

“This drawing is what’s going to make them think I’m crazy”

“Help they’re making us plot a murder for English”

“Sister Tequila don’t give a shit”

“You are actual Satan”

“Why am I friends with you again?”

“Put that back on goddamnit”

“I got some tea to spill”

“No, you’re not part of the big dick energy club”

“We’re the losers club of the school tbh”

“I should bring a blanket to school again…”

“I pulled a back muscle while sneezing”

“Remember that hairspray phase I went through? That’s all I’d watch”

“All you do is go on Tumblr”

“Did you just snort the icing sugar?”

Feel free to change pronouns/wording to your liking!

~(Fuck A) Silver Lining~

“ Everything is cherries on top ”

“ I guess it just ain’t big enough ”

“ It’s like we fell to the top ”

“ I was born to cut a million ”

“ When you gonna say my name? ”

~Say Amen (Saturday Night)~

“ There’s nothin’ that’s there for me at my door ”

“ The people I know aren’t who they used to be ”

“ I pray for the wicked on the weekend ”

“ Swear to God, I ain’t ever gonna repent ”

“ I wanna be who I couldn’t say I’d ever been ”

~Hey look Ma, I made it~

“ This world is full of demons ”

“ In the garden of evil, I’m gonna be the greatest ”

“ If it’s a dream, don’t wake me ”

“ Friends are happy for me, or they’re honeysuckle phonies ”

“ Think I must be dreamin’, wide awake and dreamin’ ”

~High hopes~

“ Had to have high, high hopes for a living  “

“ Back in the days, we wanted everything ”

“ Rewrite your history, light up your wildest dreams ”

“ Don’t give up, it’s a little complicated ”

“ They say it’s all been done but they haven’t seen the best of me ”

~Roaring 20′s~

“ This is the oddest of summers ”

“ My Tell-Tale Heart’s a hammer in my chest ”

“ I don’t even know me ”

“ Maybe I’m overjoyed, maybe I’m paranoid ”

“ Designer me up in straight jackets ”

~Dancing’s Not a Crime~

“ You’re a sweet talker, but darlin’ whatcha gonna say now? ”

“ And I don’t care whatever they tell you… ”

“ Dancin’s not a crime, ‘less you do it without me ”

“ Don’t call me Saint California if you’re at another altar ”

“ Why did you make that move? ”

~One of the Drunks~

“ Grey Goose, pour it, get it started ”

“ Good times, remedy your sorrows ”

“ This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks ”

“ Searching for a new high, high as the sun, uncomfortably numb ”

“ Never dry, every day you’re thirsty ”

~The Overpass~

“ Sorry to get sentimental tonight ”

“ Everything reminds me of things I thought I shouldn’t have to see again ”

“ Someone still loves you ”

“ I know you wanna meet me ”

“ Everything about you is perfect, down to your blood type ”

~King of the Clouds~

“ Heaven knows that I’m born too late ”

“ Some days I lie wide awake 'til the sun hits my face ”

“ I don’t trust anything, or anyone, below the sun ”

“ Imagination, take me somewhere I don’t know ”

“ I keep searching ”

~Old Fashioned~

“ We were borderline kids with a book of disorders ”

“ It’s the false side of hope where believers concede ”

“ Remember your youth, in all that you do ”

“ They were the best of times of your life ”

“ Now it looks like a wasteland ”

~Dying in LA~

“ The moment you arrived, they built you up ”

“ Every face along the boulevard Is a dreamer just like you ”

“ But nobody knows you now, when you’re dying in LA ”

“ You looked at death in a tarot card and you saw what you had to do ”

                                   Independent Word Building Multi-muse

                                                    Penned by Ars

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                                           I’ll never forget it!                  There’s you, there’s me, everybody’s here                   Each time I realize, I adore it even more…

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

“Don’t make me laugh,  I’m trying to be mad at you”

“I’m not stalking you,  I’m following you without your knowledge. It’s completely different”  

“I guess I’ll go alone then, without you. Alone.  By myself.  Like a friendless loser.”

“Let me see that pretty smile”  

“It’s you and me against the world”

“Don’t worry, everyone makes mistakes.  Like me I was my parents greatest mistake”

“When I look at you all I feel is rage”

“Are you always this happy go lucky? Don’t you ever feel UNHAPPY?”

“I will dance anywhere I please”

“What’s it like being brighter than the sun?”

“C’mon, we’re too cool for this”

“Would it be weird if we held hands.  Not like a couple, just as a friends or maybe as a couple. I just want to hold your hand”  

“I need you to do me a favor,  hit me as hard as you can” 

“It’s okay,  I know it’s difficult being short so I’ll just lift you whenever you’re trying to reach something up high”

“I’m sorry if I hugged you for an unreasonable amount of time”

“Hurry,  HOP on my back. There’s no time for explanation”

“You know me better than I know me. What should I do?”

“I wouldn’t be staring at you if you weren’t so pretty. I’m not to blame for this”

“We’re friends even if you disagree”

“Now listen here, I love you but you suck”

“I couldn’t think of a way to end my story so I just made annoying noises” 

“Look into my eyes. Do they look infected to you?”

“That’s it. I give up on life”

“I’m friendship breaking up with you.  Don’t worry,  I’ll find someone better”

“No, I wasn’t thinking of kissing you. How awkward would that be. I mean unless you wanted to?”

“Believe in the me that believes in you”

“You’re too tall. It frightens me”

“Wanna spin in circles until we’re too dizzy to stand?”

“We make the perfect duo. Me, the smart one and you the dumb one.”

“Your destiny is to hangout with me. No one else,  ever.  I get jealous”  

“Well if you think I can do it then obviously I cannot”

“I’d say listen to your heart but I highly doubt you have one”

“I’m crying because your face is cute”

“Why are you so hideous?”  

“Oh look it’s you,  the embodiment of an actual angel here to bless me”

“You kissed my face,  I can die happy now”

“You look huggable,  may I confirm?” 

“I think I’m having a fake heart attack”

“Don’t touch me with your weird fingers”

“I had a dream about you,  you died”

“I’m gonna snowplow your whole family”

“You were the one that got away but I’ll get you next time. Oh yes I will”

“I’m gonna keep you forever”

“Don’t look at me with those big sad eyes. I can’t take it”

“You think I’ll do it, but I’ll tell you right now there’s no way- okay I’ll do it”

“I saw a baby deer and it reminded me of you”

“I didn’t miss you,  I REALLY missed you there’s a difference”

“Did you know you’re fantastic?”  

“You disgust me in the best kinds of ways”

“If I had to pick a friend to marry, I’d pick you”

“And they all lived happily ever after or I hope they did. I didn’t even read the book.”