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a few of of my favorite goncharov reviews on letterboxd

Grayson: What did you do?!

Jameson: NOBODY DIED!

Grayson: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Jameson: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Grayson: It’s just you.

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Janeson: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Grayson: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Xander: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Avery, used to Xander being dumb: Sure...

Xander: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Avery: Okay?

Xander: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Avery:

Xander: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Avery: Jesus, that one is a little-

Jameson, interested: No, no, Xander, keep going.

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Jameson: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

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Xander: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Grayson: Xander, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Jameson?

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Xander, shooing Grayson away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Avery: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Avery: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

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Xander: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Grayson: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Jameson: Fuck you.

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Grayson: Pick a card, any card.

Jameson: Fine.

Grayson: Wait, that's my credit card!

Jameson: You said any card.

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Jameson, texting Grayson: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Grayson′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

Later

Grayson, texting back: Fuck you.

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Avery, to Xander: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

Xander: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Avery: You just told me you're pregnant.

Jameson: Congratulations Xander, you're glowing!

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Everyone is playing a board game together

Xander: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Avery: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Jameson: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Grayson: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Jameson: *flips the board*

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Avery: Remain CALM! *slaps Jameson multiple times*

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Xander: Jameson is late again.

Grayson: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Max: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Avery: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Xander: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

Jameson bursts through the door

libby: when someone points at your

black clothes and asks whose funeral

it is, having a look around the room

and saying “haven't decided yet' is

typically a good response.

jameson: hello all, it is i, your favorite person

xander: actually, avery is my favorite person

jameson: okay then, it is i, that bitch.

avery: breathe, just breathe

jameson: i’ve done nothing, i’m a failure

grayson: aww, that never bothered you before!

avery: jameson annoyed me today so i told him that i can’t wait to see what he planned for our special day tomorrow.

grayson: there is nothing special about tomorrow.

avery: but there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

avery: xander isn’t talking to me.

jameson: enjoy it while it lasts

jameson: avery said it’s my turn with the brain cell.

xander: square up.

avery: what goes up but never goes down?

Xander: is anyone actually surprised? He’s the sweetest and his hugs are just as warm as him. Xander is the definition of a teddy bear and his hugs are hands down the best

Jameson: He isn’t hesitant about bone crushing hugs or the kind where you also tackle the person you’re hugging. He practically envelopes the person he’s hugging. He just can’t resist the “cute aggression” and squeezes a little too tightly. Would rather be stealing traffic cones

Nash: He’s a hugger. Side hugs, full hugs, that weird handshake-backslap-hug thing guys do, all the hugs. You’re leaving? Let me hug you.   While Nash’s hugs are soothing, they sometimes become that kind where your parent or someone starts giving you a peptalk/lecture while hugging you and it just lasts way too long

Ariel’s still getting used to this human thing

yes I made this an unintentional Pirates crossover don’t @ me

Little Mermaids at the Laundromat