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the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

Don’t fuck me up like this

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

how cute

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

the left just wants mass amounts of illegal immigrants to live in the usa so that nice straight white boys like me are the only ones signed up for selective service and that way the next time there’s a big war we get exterminated so women and minorities can take over the country once we’re gone

this is the best post on this entire website

i do want this specifically