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reading thru part of a fic draft to procrastinate and wow there are some real astra gonna kill her boyfriend one day gems in here. Because astra is gonna kill her boyfriend one day. (fic super to come i have to finish my nate/amaya big ass fic first and my secret rare yuri that iām writing for oomf and Fujo Fic also)
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Back in your cage, sweetheart... We endure each other for Louis' happiness. So come home and make him happy. ā IWTV (2022ā), Season 1 Episode 6, Like Angels Put in Hell by God
Translate all that to mean this: We have no money to launch a real ecclesiastical career for you, to make you a bishop or cardinal as befits our rank, so you have to live out your life here as an illiterate and a beggar. Come in the great hall and play chess with your father. ā Anne Rice, The Vampire Lestat (1985)
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For all the time Astra had spent with the Legends, a bar of time travelers seemed like just the right spot to get into trouble. The moment that they were told to bide their time and wait, she had dragged Behrad over to the table where time travelers were already betting over the next person to put in their try to prevent the Archduke's assassination. She may have preferred card games - easier to cheat at - but she could always go for a good bet.
As the people already at the table passed around currency from all eras and corners of the galaxy, Behrad leaned over and said to her, "Do you even have any money to bet with?"
"Oh, I finally have a place to use these." Astra took out a coin purse from the pocket of her purse and snapped it open.
He peered over. "Well, I'm sure everyone wants an Ed Gein."
"They'll find some use for it." She gripped his arm. "Come on, now, I brought you over here to be my lucky charm."
"And here I was thinking I was just arm candy," Behrad teased.
"That too."
She let go of Behrad to elbow her way in close to the table. There, she could hear more of the conversation.
"Bet you he won't even last fifteen seconds-"
"Why even bet on a different death? They all get blown up anyways-"
"So no one wants to even try to bet on him making it? Come on, maybe he'll be the one-"
"They're never the one, Kimmy-"
Astra cleared her throat loudly. The conversation slowed as two of the time travelers turned to them.
"What are the odds?" she asked them.
One of them, a woman who looked right out of a bad 80s sci-fi, said, "Currently, best odds are on him making it 30 seconds out there. The guy's got potential, but not too much."
Her companion, a man who looked like he'd eaten a lemon and was dressed the same color as one, added, "Better get in soon, it's about to be his turn."
"We should probably play it safe this first run, just to see how it turns out," Behrad said to her, keeping his voice low.
"I thought you'd be more up for risks now," Astra joked.
"Yeah, but owing money to a bunch of time travelers might not be great."
If she knew sheād been coming here, she would have made a detour to her vault and grabbed some of her better ones. But she plucked out her Caligula coin and placed it in the yellow manās hand.
He held it, trying to scrutinize it in the dim lighting. "A genuine soul coin. I haven't seen one of these in ages! How did you get your hands on one of these?"
"I have my ways," she said. She could imagine not a lot of people from Hell made their way to this kind of place.
The 'Now Serving' sign flipped from 70 to 71 and The Fixed Point started to gather around the footage displayed on the wall. Astra felt Behrad grip her arm as they looked up towards the screen, watching the attempt.
"Are you counting the seconds?" she asked him.
"I was," Behrad told her. "But it's been less than thirty."
"Damnit."
They both winced as the guy ate shit and blew up. The yellow man stood up with a notepad. "For everyone who bet on 30 seconds, come get your prize."
"Yes!" Astra said. "You really do make a good lucky charm."
Behrad tried to play it cool as he said, "I think you can thank the odds for that," but she could still see him grinning.
All the money that had been put in was split, but she got back her Caligula coin. She scooped up the assorted bills and coins that had been slid her way - not much, but it was more that she'd come in with.
Astra tucked a bill that looked like an old fashioned franc into Behrad's blazer and patted it. "That's your cut."
"I'd kinda been hoping for more," he said, plucking the bill out.
"When we win more, I'll hand it over." She looked over at Nate and Sara. "Do you think she'll be mad if I bet on her attempt?"
"Mm, probably," Behrad said. He gestured over to the table, where people were already starting to put in their bets again. "But I bet you can collect all of this with our insider information."
With a grin, Astra lowered her voice. "'Cause they don't know the captain is grenade-proof."
"Exactly."
She took out another bill. "I knew I made the right choice dragging you along."
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Astra visits Behrad in his room after the party for his 25th and asks him to go out for a smoke with her. Maybe Behradās getting everything he wants for his birthday.
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Astra lounges, sitting with her legs out and her arms propped behind her. Sheās all long limbs and warm brown skin and blonde streaks catching in the moonlight. Itās just Behradās luck that the first woman he falls for is nearly six feet and a witch and pretty much the princess of Hell. He doesnāt know how to do things by half-measures, not when it comes to his feelings, at least. He likes a lot. Astraās a lot.
Behrad knows heās a lot, too. A bit of a hot mess. A burnout with maybe a minor reliance on weed, not that heād ever say that, and a complicated relationship with his sister. And heās sort of freaking out about how serious these feelings for Astra are becoming, but heās fine. Heās self-medicating. Heās adrift and undead and figuring it out. Heād venture a guess that Astra feels that way, too.
first of i am sure many behrastra fics to come. theyāre really great to me!!! iām almost done with the show so iām already mourning the fact that weāre not going to see how their relationship could have developed. oh well, guess i have to write stuff about it...