Megan Thee Stallion

We’re still here.

who said that

how do people get over things i have never gotten over anything in my entire life

not a man or a woman but a secret third thing (dyke)

All the red flags

you guys. what are we doing with our lifes

Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.

This is forever hilarious lol

Hannibal Montannibal

the FBI struggles to catch the him because he wears a blonde wig when he goes hunting

so how do i relationship

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

My ideal guy is long, tan, and handsome 

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)

Have you seen whatever this is @pendraegon

the inherent homoeroticism of jocks and emos dancing together...........effervescent

well damn

Awwww😍