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I inform people about astrology the best way i can, being considerate to the blind/deaf, they should know their charts too.

Ai : So like I’m bored, and I wanted to talk to you Jacob, I love you babe, you always there for me and never give the fuck up. you’re just like me and I love  you for that, so for that reason, I’m going to pay your months car note. 

Jacob : That’s honestly awesome babe, I Love Ya!

Ai : There’s of course like one condition.

Jacob : Oh ya? what? 

Ai : You have to like let me spend the night because I don’t wanna go home in  the hood. 

Jacob : Why what happened?

Ai : WeLlLlLlL..... I threw my Chicken sandwich from chic-fila at this bum because he was nagging me for like 50 more cents after i gave him five dollars... Now he’s around my apartment complex like the mouse you shouldn’t give a cookie.