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So this article is all about the different steps and aspects to eating like a dog. For each topic I have advice for several levels - beginning to advanced.

Dog Bowl

If you don’t have a lot of privacy and are not prepared to explain why you have what is obviously a pet bowl, there are a few other options for you. These are also some good options if you’re transitioning into this kink. You can start by eating off of your regular plate, but instead eating without utensils then eventually hands, eventually putting the plate on the floor in the process. You can also look for smaller shallower bowls when buying dishes. A great midpoint between regular dishes and pet bowls is a pie plate. It’s a little past pie season, but you can get some cute decorative pie plates and best of all you can keep them in your cupboards without raising any suspicion.

Now, you can go to any place you can get pet supplies and get an actual pet food bowl any time. Mostly it’s going to be cat food bowls which tend to be small and shallow and dog food bowls that range from small to large, shallow to deep. If you’re just getting started I suggest getting a shallower dish or for deeper dishes, make sure it’s large enough for your face to reach the bottom. You’re probably also going to have to put a decent amount of effort into reaching the edges with just your mouth if you choose the deeper option.

Now it’s time for some personalizing. No matter what kind of dish you buy or use, you can personalize it for you! If you’ve got a glass or ceramic dish you can decorate it with sharpies and then bake it at 300F for about 35 minutes to make it permanent. You can also use sharpies on plastics, though over time it may come off. A reminder for all you bimbos out there, DO NOT put a plastic bowl in the oven to try and set a sharpie, it will melt the bowl. You can put an ‘inspirational phrase’ at the bottom of the bowl like “you’re a fat pig”, or you can put a pet name or degrading name on the side like “Kitten” or “Whore”, whatever you like. For a more temporary solution, put some tape on the bowl and then write on top of that with a sharpie.

Location Location Location

Obviously the end goal is to be on the floor. If you need to transition you can start with a low table or even a chair seat and kneel. When you do transition to the floor, you have to choose where to put your dish. Eating by the table is probably the most romantic option, thinking of being at your Dominant’s feet as they eat above you. The kitchen is the more traditional pet spot. You can set up a nice spot next to a counter or appliance. For more of the slave experience set up in the basement if you’ve got one, otherwise you can look for a confined space like a closet or a corner. If you’re looking for privacy from roommates then you may choose to eat in your bedroom or your bathroom. And of course, if you have a cage or crate, it’s an ideal place to have your meals to drill in what an animal you are.

Technique

The traditional pose is ass up, head down on all fours. If you’re not up for that you can work your way there! The first step is to ditch your utensil. Even if you use your hands, no more forks, knives, spoons, or chopsticks. Once you start to use only your mouth to eat, you can use your hands to hold your dish until you get a hang of getting to all the corners while it’s on the floor. Once you’re ready to make the full on move to all fours, no hands on the dish be prepared to get actually messy. You gotta really get your face in there. Once you’ve got the hang of it, you can try and challenge yourself by eating with your hands behind your head or back. With your hands behind your head you also have the option to imagine someone pushing your head into your food bowl. I also suggest pulling back long hair unless you want mouthfuls of it throughout your meal.

As to actual tips for eating with just your mouth, I don’t have much aside from it’s all about the tongue. The farther out you can reach and more maneuverability you have with your tongue, the easier it’ll be to get more food out while keeping yourself cleaner and easier to get to all the nooks and crannies in your dish. Of course, this is for dainty eating. If you want to feel more animalistic (well, more like a bitch cause cats can be quite finicky and clean) then eat with gusto and have a mess all over your face. Keep your chin out to avoid getting more food up your nose.

Good Eats

Okay, so now you’ve got a nice spot set up, what kind of things should you eat? Well, that kind of depends on several things. If just the act of eating like an animal is enough, you can eat what you’d normally eat if the bites are small enough (I mean, you can get larger pieces if you want to tear it apart, might take awhile though). A good general rule might be any solid food you can eat with a spoon is going to be a good candidate for relatively easy eating. And of course there’s always the option to chop up larger things (i.e. chopping a hot dog into bite sized piece). Now if you want more thematic food, I’ll go through a few options for different facets.

Pampered pet - This is probably the closest category to human. Great things for this category are left overs. These are the table scraps that your Dominant has scraped into your bowl after their meal or the extras at the bottom of the pan after they fix a plate. I’m also partial to frozen meals for this category, though I kind of have this thing for Banquet meals.

Slave - Aside from food in the bitch category, which would all be good, this is an opportunity for gruel-like option. Breakfast food shine here as options like grits, oatmeal, and cream of wheat are all nutricious and filling (and tasty), but also have the potential to look like…well, mush. Balance the liquid ratio to your preference, it can be runny or not, sweet or savory. Be cautious because especially with oatmeal sometimes the outer layers can cool and the inside can still be pretty hot.

Bitch - This is a great place for “I can’t believe it’s not dog food” options. Chili, beef stew, and any canned meat are excellent options, rice and beans are pretty up there, stir-fry is a great option if you do it right, and shredded meat is a good option as well. Some things like some microwave Mexican food, canned ravioli, and frozen meals start looking pretty sketchy if you dump it into a bowl and mash it around with a fork. Some good dry food alternatives are

Kittens - Now I’m partial to the bitch angle, but there are some dainty kittens out there. Canned and shredded meats are a great option here as well, stir-fry and rice options are also pretty good. The main thing to remember here is that kittens tend to like cleaner eating conditions, so anything you can shape into a mound is a good option.

Drink Options - Water of course is a good traditional option. Milk is also good. Beyond that, you can drink whatever you want if you put it in a bowl next to your food. For you really depraved submissives out there piss is always an option. If you’re not up to actually drinking piss (It’s a hard one, especially for solo play) but like the idea of drinking piss, opt for the option of something like lemonade, white grape juice, apple juice, etc. with that kind of coloring.

Dog food - A note on actual dog food. It’s not recommended that you eat actual food. There are really two main health concerns with this. First is that humans and animals have different digestive needs - animals can even eat raw meat without getting sick. The second concern is that pet food doesn’t undergo the same quality health screenings that human food goes through. As a result, it’s more likely to contain bacteria that will make you sick.

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At Home Leg and Ab Workout #3

This workout will help you make your legs and core stronger. It includes strength, plyometrics and balance exercises to target every muscle fibers. I was exhausted at the end of it. Try it and tell me what you think.

The Workout: - 1 big circuit - 3 sections - 3 exercises per section - 40 secs per exercise - 40 secs of rest between each section - Repeat 3-5 times

DOMINANT: like to be in charge. Some like to have their partner obey them without questioning, others like some resistance while taking it their way. Some are dominant only in the bedroom, others are dominant through out their daily lives as well (usually with limitations). Unlike the top roles (giving pain/bondage/degradation), being dominant is more about who decides what happens (and takes the responsibility that come with it) than about the content of what happens. Dominants typically pair up with submissives. 

MISTRESS/MASTER: receive complete control over the life of their slave(S), and all responsibilities that come with it. They go a step further than dominants in the sense that their power exchange is present 24/7 and in all aspects of their life (except for negotiated exceptions such as during their office jobs). Their primary focus is to create a stable and safe environment for their slave(s), to allow optimal servitude. Mistresses/Masters typically pair up with slaves.

RIGGER: (bondage givers) like to tie up and restrain their partner(s), using rope and/or other attributes (chains, cuffs, spreaders…). Whether for sexual enhancement, for art, or just for fun, they enjoy having their partners completely at their mercy. Bondage givers typically pair up with rope bunnies.

OWNER: own and takes responsibility over a pet, on a 24/7 basis,. Sexuality is not necessarily involved. Often provides in animal role play attributes (e.g. puts pet in cage) but not necessarily. Owners typically pair up with pets. 

DEGRADER: (degradation givers) like to degrade and humiliate their play partner(s), either by acting upon them in a degrading way, or by forcing them to do things they consider degrading,. Contest hereby is always assumed. Degradation givers typically pair up with degradees.

VOYEUR: Voyeurs enjoy watching the nakedness or sexual activity of other people. Definitions vary with respect to whether those being watched should be aware of this, or not. Voyeurs typically pair up with exhibitionists. 

SADIST: enjoy inflicting (certain types of) pain on their partner(s), usually in a sexual context. Consent hereby is always assumed. Sadists typically pair up with masochists.

PRIMAL (HUNTER): are mainly focused on the natural instincts and they enjoy letting their inner animal out during sex. The key part for primal play is that the participants show their raw, emotional, sexual feelings during play. All o the labels, roles, and protocols go out of the window, and the prey can become a snarling, growling, clawing animal hell-bent on getting away from it’s predator. Hunters typically pair up with primal preys. 

BRAT TAMER: are, in essence, dominants who enjoy handling bratty submissives. They find disobedience a form of playfulness from the side of the submissive, rather than a form of rudeness. They will take no offence to it, but will still teach the sub a well deserved lesson (because, of course, that is why the bratty sub shows such behavior in the first place.) Brat Tamers typically pair up with brats. 

DADDY/MOMMY: take on a caretaker role in the relationship, being a guide as much as a dominant. Daddies/Mommies dominate their little treasure submissives with an iron fist in a velvet glove; much more cuddly and affectionate on the outside, while being as sturdy and hard on the inside as other dominants. Using subtle psychological mechanisms rather than brute power, they nurture their littles into obedience. Daddies/Mommies typically pair up with girls/boys. 

EXPERIMENTALIST: want to have tried it all. An open mind and an insatiable curiosity are their key features, and they will rarely form an opinion before they have gathered first hand experience. They often have plenty of fantasies and will actively pursue to try them out. Experimentalists typically pair up with other experimentalists. 

AGE PLAYER: they like to play with age as part of their kink. They typically take on a much younger or older age than they actually are, or prefer playing with a partner that does so. Attributes and behavior changes (such as pacifiers, coloring books, speaking in more child like language…) are commonly paired with theirs, to enrich the context and make it more appropriate for the played age. Age Players typically pair up with other age players. 

EXHIBITIONIST: they enjoy showing their naked body or a sexual activity to other people. Definitions vary with respect to whether those being shown this, should be looking for such encounter or not. Exhibitionists typically pair up with voyeurs. 

NON-MONOGAMIST: they do not see sexuality as necessarily a 1 on 1 thing. Whether this means they will have several relationships or just see other people outside their relationship (or have even more exquisite constructions) depends entirely on the person and the situation, but they all have one thing in common: their sexuality is more than just between them and one fixed partner. Non-monogamists typically pair up with (several) other non-monogamists. 

SWITCH: switches like to…. well, switch. Always taking a dominant or top position is not for them, neither is always taking a submissive or bottom position. Some prefer to switch with the same partner or partners, others have a dominant play partner and a submissive play partner, but in either case they do not fit on one end point of play partner, but in either case they do not fit on one end point of the spectrum. Switches typically pair up with other switches. 

VANILLA: these are the people who enjoy regular, standard sex and relationship models. Nothing wrong with that, as long as you’re having fun! Vanillas typically pair up with other vanillas. 

GIRL/BOY: Littles (girls/boys) are submissive spirits that mix childlike innocence with naughty sexual curiosity. They long for a nurturing loving dominant who plays a guiding, almost parental role in their lives. While they require a softer approach to be dominated than most other submissives, their submission can go a lot deeper and sometimes rivals those of slaves. 

BRAT: brats are, in essence, naughty submissives. They find disobedience a form of playfulness rather than letting their dominant down, and require a compatible dominant who will only teach them a lesson, but also accept that any number of lessons might still not necessarily change this  behavior. 

MASOCHIST: Masochists enjoy receiving (certain types of) pain from their partner(s), usually in a sexual context, Masochism is independent of pain tolerance: it is purely about the ability to enjoy certain levels of pain. 

ROPE BUNNY: (bondage receivers) like to be tied up and restrained, using rope and/or other attributes (chains,cuffs, spreaders) , whether for sexual enhancement, for art or just for fun, they enjoy being totally at the mercy of their partner(s). 

PET: properties are, well, property of their owner in daily life. Sexuality is not necessarily involved. Often combined with some sort of animal role play (puppy. kitten, etc) but not necessarily. 

PRIMAL (PREY):  are mainly focused on the natural instincts and they enjoy letting their inner animal out during sex. The key part for primal play is that the participants show their raw, emotional, sexual feelings during play. All o the labels, roles, and protocols go out of the window, and the prey can become a snarling, growling, clawing animal hell-bent on getting away from it’s predator. 

SUBMISSIVE: Some like to follow. Some like to give their control away to their partner(s), some like to have it forcibly taken from them. Some are submissive only in the bedroom, others are submissive throughout their daily life as well (usually with limitations). Unlike the bottom roles (receiving pain/ bondage/ degradation), being submissive is more about who decides what happens (and takes the responsibility that comes with it) than about the contents of what happens. 

DEGRADEE: (degradation receivers) like to be degraded and humiliated by their play partner(s), either by being acted upon in a degrading way; or by being forced to do things they consider degrading.