♛ B I T C H I N'

“HEY FUCK OFF, fatsosaurus. If I wanna hang out with my hoes, sure a hell I’mma fuckin’ do it, alright? Don’t get your jiggly cowtits in a fuckin’ twist, geez!”

“---But I’m still hot as fuck right? Riiiight?”

“Huh, so what you are sayin’ is that you’re basically a fuckin’ cumslut? I can respect that shit.” Same man, same.

“The what now now?—Sorry, can’t fuckin’ hear you over the smell of your sweaty, stinky unshaved vagina, bitch.”

“Huh, well shit---I may be a lil’ desperate to be bent over, fucked and bruised until I can’t even move. To get on my knees like I’mma pray to the fuckin’ heavens, though instead I’mma be yelling your name until my damn throat is hoarse like hell---shit like that can make a bitch crazy, why the fuck wouldn’t I want some of that?” 

“I could show you some good effort right here, right now...but hey, we don’t wanna make your ass uncomfortable, do fuckin’ we?”  

“Oh, you know I can beg all you want alright, as long as you keep the bitch happy and all~”