Bi Guy

"Hey dad, can we ease up on dinner tonight? You know I fully support your cooking journey. Hell, I've taste-tested every recipe you've put out. I just don't think I - or this bed - can quite handle the consequences..."

Tips for the truly fat man:  Avoid the cheap seats at a stadium, go for something roomier that befits a man of your gastronomic accomplishments.

I love being purple 🤤😈🐷🫐

In a three part combination from hawkeyefan25, this guy continues takes his fat bulking seriously.

Must have been something I ate... 😳🤭🐷

They do say Christmas is the time to indulge, and this greedy boy tucked in to some rather magical sweet treats... but despite the effects, he doesn't seem to want to stop... 😏

Remember: Too many donuts at work could have you swelling up into a fat hog in the office bathroom~ 🐖

Such a fat royal certainly wouldn't be lifting a finger ever again.

Why do I suddenly feel so...heavy...and hungry...?