this revolution isn't fun, ma

My gender is like. A boy woman. A young confused man but also an old, dignified woman. Inside me are two wolves and theyre making out

when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

sometimes you people will be calling things "Body Horror" when it's just how some people live

i think everyone should be required to take a class and learn about ostomy care and catheters and dialysis and insulin pumps and see what aging does to the body and learn about disabling illnesses and normalize them because yall will be out here saying shit is horrifying when its just like a medical device

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row

Milhouse laments having to wear capri pants, but when the floodwaters reach his room, he is elated to discover that while his feet are soaking wet, the cuffs of his pants “are bone dry”, inspiring the infamous phrase: "Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

the problem with addiction is not that it's pleasurable. it's not "having too much fun" disease. it's not even a requirement for addiction that you have fun at any point in the process at all and to be honest it is incredibly common that no pleasure is gained from substance use. imagining that addiction is about pleasure does two things: 1) demonises feeling good (there is nothing wrong with wanting to be happy/comfortable/etc), and 2) frames addicts as people who Like Having Fun Too Much. it's simply not useful to frame things this way as well as just fundamentally not being true

idk man I had to get sober because it got to the point where drinking made me suicidal but I also couldn't stop getting to that point. but it's also true that I got to that point in the first place because my life was fucking bleak and I needed something to numb myself from it, and drinking helped me to cope Up To A Point. it's a lot more complicated than pathological hedonism. lol

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over