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Sue me, I wanna be wanted⋆.ೃ࿔🌸*:・
Lucifer/Reader, 2.1k words
𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ a/n this happened because I had a dream about it and I woke up like a sleeper agent hearing trigger words
𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ warnings dom reader, sub lucifer, reader has female anatomy and also an outie sorry, p in v, fingering, cockwarming, premature finishing , lucifer needs to get laid
𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ summary After you’re first date with the King of Hell, you take him back to you’re place. Basically you have sex with the devil and he’s pathetic about it.
The King of Hell was not what you expected.
He did not command respect when he walked into the room; he did not leave sinners groveling at his feet; and he certainly did not intimidate.
What he did instead, was fumble with shaking hands at your belt as he haphazardly cushioned you between himself and the front door.
Your make out session had slowed considerably, with Lucifer spewing out anxious words inbetween kisses.
“Funny— belts, ha… see when I was younger we didn’t really have these. I mean— not in a ‘i’m super old’ way, just in a… we were all naked… way” he sputtered nervously, sweat beading at his forehead and he pulls your belt from its loops. “That’s a weird thing to say during a first date- ha… that’s really weird.”
He began to unbutton your pants, before you stopped him.
“Relax,” you instructed, hands brushed Lucifer’s half unbuttoned shirt. You tried considerable hard to not show your surprise at his lack of confidence. “This is supposed to be fun. How long has it been since you’ve had sex, Luci?”
He flushed, “Come on, not that long— I mean, what’s seven years in the grand scheme of all eternity.”
You cupped his cheek gently, “apparently enough.”
He gulped, the soft contact was enough for him to grow fully hard in seconds. Jesus, he knew he was lonely but he could’ve sworn he used to be smoother than this.
Leading him back to the bed, you straddled him, continuing to unbutton his dress shirt. “Arms up,” You said absentmindedly.
Relieved at the opportunity to follow a command, he complied. His moment of relaxation was short lived, as it took everything in him not to cream his pants when you muttered “very good” at his obedience.
He bite back a whine, trying to not let his eyes roll back as your hands ran across his chest. Lucifer’s cock strained hard in his pants, nearly throbbing already at the innocent contact.
“You’re such a pretty boy,” you remarked, almost to yourself. But your tone — so achingly genuine. Like you really liked him.
“Wa- hah, wait—“ He warned, but your hands trailed down to the bulge in his underwear.
Tracing his length like gentle hands around a ready weapon, you muttered the trigger words. “Are you gonna be good for me, Luci?”
He whined loudly, before slapping a hand around his mouth. Furious ropes of white shot into in his briefs, and he recoiled from you.
“Oh my god—“ he caught his breath, nervous laughter caught in his throat, “That doesn’t usually happen, I usually last very long..”
You sat up, confused, and Lucifer stared back at you in silence. Tears threatened in his eyes momentarily before he blinked away with a ridged smile, hopping off the bed, and grabbing his coat from the ground.
“Well time to go for me, what a wonderful time, i’ll be sure to keep in touch to make sure this can happen again, i’m just loving every second—“
You caught his wrist.
“Lucifer—“ you breathed. “It’s okay.”
He looked up at you, blinking.
“You did good, you sounded good,” you reassured softly, rubbing his hands with your thumbs. “and I thought it was sweet you were so eager for me. You’re such a sweet boy.”
You really didn’t want him to go, he had been nervous all night in such an adorable way. He was probably the only man in all of hell that actually thought about someone other than himself. Unlike Lucifer, you had been on dates in the past seven years.
Before him you were starting to think no man in hell would ever be worth your while.
Before him.
Lucifer flushed once again, glanced down. “Well there’s more where that came from,” he managed, voice pitched and unsure.
You ended up on the bed again, straddling him while lowering yourself onto his dick. This time, you took notice to the faces he made, slowing yourself when he looked too desperate, trying elongating the moment.
He gasped he felt half of himself inside you. He’d forgotten the warmth of sex, the closeness— he chocked for a moment, before breathing “You feel so good.”
“Is that right, baby?” You begin to ride him slowly, maintaining eye contact as his own eyes fluttered below you.
He nodded, “Fuck— ‘forgot how good this felt. Ah—“
Lucifer bucked up into you slightly and you pulled off of him in swift movement.
He cried out sadly before you slammed back down on him. “Be good, Lucifer. Aren’t we going to control ourselves this time?”
Gasping for air between nods, he gazed up at you in desperate compliance. “I- hah, ‘m usually more talented.. ah— than this—“
“I think you’re doing just fine, sweetheart,” you said absentmindedly, trying to hit your own spot with Lucifer’s length.
His cock was genuinely impressive for someone so small. Not extremely long, but average and thick, enough to stretch you out, filling your walls nicely. Much nicer than anyone else you’ve had in Hell.
“Your dick feels so good, honey.” You sigh, contently, leaning down to practically breathe into his mouth — open and heaving.
He whined up at you, already completely undone and clearly trying to hold himself back from bucking into you.
Still, his mind stuck to your breath on his lips, warm and smelling of gum he saw you slide into your mouth earlier in the night, after a glass of wine.
He thought it was nice you wanted to be appealing for him. One might think everyone in hell wanted to appeal to the King but really, no one cared. It’d been years since Lucifer had even went to a meeting outside his house, and god knows the servants don’t make good conversation.
But you…
You leaned into his mouth, kissing him with comfortable ease. He moaned into it like a virgin. Lucifer was only half embarrassed of his behavior — it’d been so long since he had any form of sexual contact with anyone he might as well as been a virgin.
Still, sex was usually one of his strong suits. Making this … an undeniable flop. You were doing all of the work and he was just basking in the reward.
You probably think of him as a pillow princess; the thought made him frown. He’s really not, and he felt bad being one. Submissive? Yes, absolutely. But he also liked to give.
So why couldn’t he bring himself to do anything but lay there and moan?
You felt him frowning against your lips, and you pulled away for a second. You tilted his chin up at you.
“Why the frown, sweetheart?” You say gently, smiling to yourself as you continued to ride him.
He opened his mouth to speak but all that came out was gurgled moans. Lucifer squeezed his eyes shut and tried to get a hold of himself. “I—ah, I want to, help—“
You raised your eyebrow. After years of not getting laid, he wanted his to be about you. You were actively giving him the opportunity to be taken care of, and he didn’t want it.
You slowly pulled your hands off of his pinned wrists. “Show me what you got, pretty boy.”
Lucifer whined, as he sat up, looking at you shyly. “You’re so nice,” he almost whimpered. “No ones— ah— ever this nice—“
He was cute. Sweat beaded at the top of his forehead, eyes glazed over as he looked up at you almost entranced. Shaking hands reached out to your thighs and then found their way to the front of your vagina.
Lucifer’s face flushed with nervousness, although he had nearly no trouble finding your clit.
You inhaled, eyes landing out him with something he could only describe as proudness. “Atta boy,” you said, no humor in your voice. Just genuine adoration.
He whimpered, leaning into you, hoping for a kiss. You obliged, and let your hand fall to his throat, using it as an anchor while you rode him.
His two fingers rubbed your clit with a confidence that must’ve been muscle memory, because his obvious experience did not match the anxious mess in front of you.
“Oh, honey,” the nickname fell from your lips with comfortable ease — like you’d known him forever. “You’re doing so good for me.”
He practically glowed everytime you praised him, “re—really?”
You sped up on his cock, wanting to reward him for his behavior.
“Yes,” you said, leaning into his neck, planting kisses that gradually become more like careful bites, “and so sweet—“ a kiss his lower neck, “and beautiful—“ his collar bone, “and—ah— so cute.”
Tears threatened to spill over Lucifer’s eyes as he squirmed, somehow still keeping a good rhythm on your clit.
“Ah… mmh, fuck— I can’t,” He tried, sniffing loudly before letting out a loud sob. “Oh god— ‘m sorry, ‘m gonna cum—“
You suddenly slowed to a stop on his cock completely, and he cried out in distress. Fat tears tipped over his eyelids and stained his face with the remains of eyeliner.
He expected you to punish him for his lack of control, to degrade him for his behavior — and you expected it too.
But you couldn’t find it in you.
His eyes were puffy with tears, and his natural rosie cheeks were exemplified from the crying. And his eyes: dilated and half lidded with pleasure, completely desperate for more. Desperate for you.
Your hand squeezed around his neck ever so slightly, and he shut his eyes.
“You are completely perfect,” you observed softly, almost shocked at the truth of it.
He moaned loudly, and his hand let up on your clit. “I—I—ah, no—“
He squirmed, and you locked your thighs down hard, stopping him from moving.
“No—no sweetheart. You don’t come until I do, understand?” You said sweetly. “I know my perfect boy wouldn’t let me down.”
He shook his head fiercely, moving his fingers the way you like. “No— I, I’ll be good—“
Obediently, Lucifer rubbed your clit with enough pressure to make the pleasure build, while also not being so aggressive it hurts. You’d be thinking about the impressiveness of that if you weren’t struggling to think.
You leaned into Lucifer while chasing your climax, planting kisses on his cheek, forehead, and finally lips.
As you deepened the kiss, Lucifer’s fingers shifted to the head of the clit, fingers positioned dead center while moving left-to-right, left-to-right.
“You’re so good, baby. Such a good boy for me,” you sighed into his mouth. He moaned in response, breathy and on the verge of tears as he tried his hardest not to rock up into you.
Thankfully for Lucifer, your climax built fast. The pressure was enough to dizzy you on his lap and your fingers dug into skin on his neck, making him cry out.
To his surprise, you didn’t catch your breath for too long before shoving him down on the bed and riding him at an unmatched pace.
The sudden sensation was enough to make his wings pop out, as he let out a long whimper. You tried not the let the sudden appearance of multiple sets of wings slow you down, despite the surprise.
They naturally curled around you, making a sort of structure that engulfed the two of you. They fluttered softly as you pet Lucifer’s chest.
“You’re so beautiful,” you spoke hoarsely. “Taking it so good, honey.”
Lucifer seemed unaware of his surroundings, and writhed underneath you, muttering ‘thank you’s in between girlish whining.
It was then, you took in all of his glory. His porcelain skin contrasted from the wasteland around you in a way that made him almost glow. Hell was ruins; buildings dilapidated and putrid, amongst a sea of the damned, molding and wearing from the neglect of their heavenly father. Like maggots over a sea of wreckage.
But Lucifer was beautiful.
He was masterwork of ceramics, gorgeous in a way that was ever so slightly off; skin that was too smooth, hair that was too bright, eyes that were too innocent for the father of sin.
That kind of nearly perfect could only be captured in oil paintings of lilies and flowerbeds.
“Cum whenever you want, baby boy. You earned it,” you spoke, and something in Lucifer’s face broke.
Whatever he was holding back burst through, and his eyes rolled into the back of his head, achingly thankful for your approval and happy to release.
He came with a loud whimper. His wings fluttered around you for a moment until they fell motionless around Lucifer. He breathed desperately on the bed.
His eyes were closed for a moment, and you leaned in to kiss his tears away.
They fluttered open. “That was— that—“ he tried, still panting. “Thank you.”
You kissed his forehead. Absentmindedly, it crosses your mind that Lucifer is the only man in hell you’ve ever planned to take on a second date.
“No, thank you.”
WELCOME BACK GIRL!! start with a BANGER oh my lord
good luck! (i’m hard to please) [VELVETTE/READER]
we’re SO back guys. BACK and GAY and DOING GREAT! anyway, have you ever been turned on by a measuring tape?
NSFW 18+
video girl (in a digital world) [VINCENT WHITTMAN (VOX)/READER]
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hey…. how y’all doin…… SO I AM BACK I THINK LOL life is yeah um ANYWAY HERE’S SOME VINCENT WHITTMAN STUFF! it’s lighter and cute and i hope y’all enjoy!!!
spoiler: tried to make him dom — it did NOT work! who’s shocked??? who’s surprised??? i see no hands raised…
NSFW 18+
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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need you around (getting close now) [VOX/READER]
heyyy it’s your fav sharkie with a short soft blurb inspired by shark anatomy <3 i think he needs more soft stuff!!!! more slow stuff!!!!
sorry i disappeared for a sec… i am. american unfortunately. life is um. yeah. NOW YOU GET SLOW VOX SMUT TO MAKE UP FOR IT YAYYY (i promise i am working on requests lmao sorry)
NSFW 18+
I love your fics so much and also with them being gender neutral and like actually gender neutral is genuinely amazing. I've always found it difficult to find x reader stuff with characters I like that aren't f!reader like even if the character was so obviously gay there was basically 0 m!readers or truly gn!readers so thank you very much for that it's super epic
Also It's probably a good idea to create a masterlist for all your fics so they're easier to find as you continue to post
Can't wait to see what's next! :)
WAAAAA THANK YOU ANON!! as someone who is nonbinary + uses any/all pronouns, it’s very important to me to make my stories as accessible and gender neutral as possible!!!! i’m so glad that you enjoy my work :,)
also thank you for calling out the things i’ve been too lazy to make….. MY MASTERLIST IS NOW LIVE! either here or pinned on my blog <3
ILYILYILY anon!! >3<
last chance (to lose control) [VOX/READER]
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me wanting to just write some chill wireplay for vox:
my brain: great! here’s… 2900 words with like 14 other things tied in!
okay! :D thanks brain! :D it’s time for the wireplay fic!
NSFW! 18+
Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay
chasing (a dream) [LUCILITH]
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i bring you a brief pause in my regular content (smut lmao) to GO INSANE ABOUT EARLY LILITH AND LUCIFER! OH MY GOD?!
obsessed with the idea of lilith losing her humanity bit by bit as she turns fully into a sinner, and essentially losing the reason she fell. and lucifer is TRYING TO HELP! BADLY! PLEASE HE JUST LOVES THAT WOMAN!

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never they ponder (weather electric) [VOX/READER]
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this is inspired by my #1 fan over on ao3, who has been making me CACKLEEEE in the comments with their love and support. it’s time for us to be thinking about the electricity…… STRAP IN!
this might be the heaviest one i’ve written yet y’all idk…. time to dig in to kinks you didn’t even know you HAD! SHOCK KINK TIME >:)
NSFW 18+
we want it! (come and get it baby!) [VOX/READER]
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SO someone on ao3 suggesting a vox version of lazy mornings cuddles & more…… i hear your cries for more in my DREAMS Y’ALL. HERE IT IS!!!
this IS more explicit than the alastor one (on my blog ;,]), but still nothing too crazy. love you guys!!!
no one (unless that someone is you) [ALASTOR/READER]
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we interrupt my usual vox fuckery to give you soft alastor morning vibes <3 i need more people to portray him as someone who’s façade crumbles, right? right. okay.
everything goes (according to plan) [VOX/READER]
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omg you guys actually…. SAW that last one…. and LIKED IT?!!! i’m literally gnawing at the BARS y’all!!! between your love and ao3’s love, this shit came to me at 2:30AM EST and i HAD to write it. drafting it at… 3:04AM. ily’all <3
Summary: You want to ride Vox’s screen; he wants you to ride his screen. So, what’s the holdup?!
like a sinner (before the gates of heaven) [VOX/READER]
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baby’s first tumblr post!!! i’m a chronic lurker lmao, usually on ao3! this is crossposted on ao3 here.
enjoy this, i blacked out and now i wanna fuck the TV guy. wtf. ANYWAYYYY HYPNOSIS PORN

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