Birducken

Got me tingling with the excitement that only the possibility of drinking mist could excite within me.

Isn’t it whimsical to shoot people through the stomach twice?

Please don’t dox me guys :(

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

Don't worry, You can trust me with the city budget, just let me in there. Come on, just let me have the budget. I will totally not gut the police budget to build a centralized mass transit network and new libraries. I will definitely not do that, just let me in there please. Come on let me have access to the city budget for 5 minutes. That's all I ask.

Me when I have absolutely no fucking clue