birdman

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

I love my vile chud son

Hey may be ugly but at least he’s awful

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+