U can't get me like eric cartman

lo reblogeo porque es elvisa

pinche elvisa 

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

"i expected better from you" well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that

This is pretty much me in the shower

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

that’s almost too cruel almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

CHRISTMAS EVE IS TOMORROW AND I STILL DONT FEEL CHRISTMASSY QUICK SOMEONE SLAP SOME FESTIVE CHEER INTO ME

Honestly