opium monchhichi central

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

I've seen a lot of posts over the years about accidentally staying up until 3 AM reading a slow-burn fic on AO3 just waiting for them to touch pinkies, but I never see posts about my AO3 experience, which is going to bed tired and falling dead asleep in the middle reading of the most intense unhinged dick-slobbering ass-pounding fuckfest imaginable. Is that just me?

Disco Elysium is crazy like the amount of times I see people say, "ok, what do I play next?" and literally there is no answer because nothing compares to it

scientist discovers a little animal awww

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic