Can I Get You A Ladder?

the option in da2 where you can defer to fenris is so funny you literally say “fenris, make him talk” its literally “fenris, kill this clown” and then he does the magical fisting thing 

EVERY TIME i replay dao im like ah fuck its the fade again. Ah fuck its the deep roads again. Ah fuck its the GOD DAMN brecilian forest. And then the game ends and im like that was so good

Lol don’t fuck with humans

I think you might just have fallen for the ambush.

dragon age origins and da2 are like this is the most moving and meaningful depiction of the found family trope you’ve ever seen in your goddamn life. dragon age inquisition is like here’s your shitty coworkers

also half of your shitty coworkers are literally christian zealots who are keeping you here against your will