Thoughts from a biostatprof

This is the absolute floor of my humor.

Unless the tree is the reason the sidewalk is closed?

What you find after walking across the lawn to see what the little sign says. 

I think this shows clear evidence that Doc Brown got the Delorean to travel back in time. 

(Does the flagman know you’re saying this about him?)

As if the holes in the fence were enough to keep the dogs in. Or the people out. 

DO or DO NOT. There is no TRY  at this location at least. 

Perfect Martha. And a stick. I think it needs a stick too. Coming out the front. To represent stickness. 

I don’t think you mean that. 

Also, next time Disney offers to give you a present, ask what it is before accepting. 

Somebody should have stopped. Or is it the signs own fault? 

Yield to me, I am rich and famous. Donald seems to think all women should automatically. Donald is confused

Say again? 

Thing is, there were several signs like this. 

Film at 11,700 years ago.

God may not play dice with the Universe, but she sure does play marbles. 

What’s on the front of your house?