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If your house is anything like mine, it's probably fallen victim to the recent "spider craze" creeping across the country. It seems no matter where you go, everyone's caught spider fever.It seems no matter where you go, everyone’s caught spider fever and is hanging their ceiling corners with cobwebs. (STUPID SPIDER FACT: Cobwebs almost always precede spider fever.) So why have spiders vaulted to just 543 places behind the cat as the Internet’s favorite animal? Read more at BionicProse.com

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