killer fish from San Diego

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

the memeification of fascism is a proven method of perpetuating and instilling it in other people. Layers of irony will not protect you once you adopt racist, sexist, ableist, transphobic terminology into your lexicon. you'll be acknowledging and nursing the mindsets and connotations borne of those words.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

@eldritch-bunny

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

@eldritch-bunny

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself