A bagel made in new jersey would do me a world of good right now

I have watched 3 hockey games today the winter olympics and a simultaneous gay hockey obsession is one hell of a drug

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It was a great idea to smoke a j before watching the olympics opening ceremony i love this shit

One thing catholicism had going for it was repentance, i had a bad day today and was just rude to a customer service person and now i wish i could repent so bad i sinned dude i know im so sorry please tell me how many hail marys will fix this

I'm thinking about becoming somebody who wears hats, I think its a side effect of the androgel

Being trans for me rn is hoping my dad's BRCA test comes back positive so I can easier justify my mastectomy to my mother

If i donated my grinder to goodwill do you think it would get sold

I think a garden fresh sungold tomato tastes like kissing god (they/she)