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Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
Peter Solarz
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
JVL
styofa doing anything
shark vs the universe
PR's Tumblrdome
@theartofmadeline
Three Goblin Art
Not today Justin
occasionally subtle
Origami Around
oozey mess
Xuebing Du
if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
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@bimyself06
comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream
Edit: this got more attention then I thought lol if you wanna redraw this just reblog this with your redraw to credit me or put my @ (idk how tumblr works ngl)
DUUUDE this blew up so big lmfao
I KNOWW LMAOO
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Why would I have kids when I can experience the joys of parenting a velcro niece, two velcro cats, and a velcro dog?
i couldn’t get this out of my head i fear…
twitter art trend meme thing but with 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓁 !!
my esteemed rival,
Au where the biju, Indra, and Asura are all like siblings to each other but when a rift is eventually torn between Indra and Asura everyone goes their own ways.
As the oldest biju, Kurama is the only one Asura confided in. After Asura dies, he becomes the sole living being that knows Indra is an incestuous freak that got angry when his brother was disgusted by his advances and rejected him.
He hates Indra with the force of 1000 suns and holds a grudge against the whole Uchiha line for it. A grudge that only gets worse when Kurama realizes both brothers are actually reincarnating.
The soul of Indra just keeps getting romantically obsessed with the soul of Asura! It’s ridiculous. It’s alarming. It makes Kurama terrorize the Uchiha for hundreds of years so long as Indra’s soul walks the earth as he chases them across fire country to get them away from his normal older brother’s family.
But a giant fox has to sleep eventually. He just never imagined Indra’s spawn would have the fucking audacity to set up a whole clan compound across the river from a senju compound and then go to war with them over their “sacred lands.” Yeah right. He just can’t raze the whole place to the ground like normal because he would be hurting Asura’s too. Best believe they’d be terrorized all over if the senju left.
Kurama is in a very very bad mood. It gets even worse when he feels this version of Indra be born before Asura. Big brother again, eh? Fucker.
At least there’s the river and the war keeping them away.
Oh you got to be kidding!!!! They’re friends!?!?!
He’s in an even worse mood when he gets fucking shoved in a seal.
By the time a goddamn Uchiha tears him out of another seal, tries to control him, AND he gets shoved into a little Asura he’s apocalyptic. He fucking smelled Indra’s soul print while he was rampaging.
And he can’t even do anything about it.
…unless he can?
Maybe it’s time for a more hands on approach with Asura instead of Indra. Yes…yes that’d do quite nicely.
Cue biju lead training montage where Kurama teaches Naruto how to protect himself against Indra level threats, Naruto finds a family in one protective fox, and the secrets behind the Uchiha massacre are uncovered bc Kurama insisted itachi was innocent
Of course he meant it in a “being brothers with the reincarnated wannabe brother-fucker would drive anyone to kill the whole family” instead of “he was ordered to do it” but eh. Got them to the same place.
That place being Itachi is the Only Good Uchiha and Naruto getting with him would piss Sasuke off so bad it’d reverberate through his souls for generations.
Of course Kurama wanted them together.
Itachi, for his part, never expected his crow stationed in konoha to bring him another assignment after the third hokage died. They both had an understanding that no one else was to know. But apparently, Tsunade somehow found out and wants his intel.
When he gets his next assignment, there’s a letter attached drenched in warm chakra that feels like sunshine and a konoha breeze. Itachi tries to ignore how desperately he latches onto it.
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When it comes to Hera and media's portrayal of her, I wonder if people realize that as Goddess of Marriage and wife to the King of the Gods; she represents women in a patriarchal society where a woman's worth is weighed by their ability to have children (preferably sons) and and their remaining chaste unless with their husbands. Whilst said husbands can screw whomever they want and their wives having no way to punish their husbands, but they can find small ways of control such as getting revenge on their husbands by going after their mistress and affair child.
By no means do I agree with her choice of targets but I can see why she would go after them instead of Zeus. Especially when, mythologically speaking, she's been shown what would happen to her if she in any way threatens Zeus' power.
Do you guys ever think that Alyssane(The Good Queen) is in the Targaryen afterlife looking down at her great and great-great grandchildren being super proud of Jace for following in her footsteps?
I don't know if anyone has said it before but has anyone ever wondered if Snape knew abt Scabber's=Peter=Voldemort's spy? Because personally I think he did but he just didn't care enough abt Peter the same way he did the rest of the Marauders, mostly because we know James and Sirius were his main tormentors and Sirius' nearly caused his death via Remus leading to his hatred of Remus but we don't actually know if he expressed the same level of hatred as he did for the rest towards Peter. So I can see him keeping the truth a secret bc if he reveals it, it then means Sirius would probably receive a proper trial before being set free from Azkaban; by keeping it he gets his revenge against both Sirius and James (James dead, but if aware enough, his son being raised in an abusive household ( I truly believe Dumbles would have Snape abt who was raising Harry and were in a worst case scenario), Sirius stuck in Azkaban being tormented 24/7 for the last 10+ years and not knowing what happened to Harry).
Also, I'm expected to believe that Voldemort's inner circle didn't know abt his spy or their identity?Puhlease, that inner circle who the spy was and how to contact them.
Meredith Grey(and every single doctor/nurse/patient at Seattle Grace/Seattle Grace Mercy West/Grey-Sloan) writes fanfiction in Ao3 and no one can convince me otherwise. Like already that shit happening to her repeatedly is eyebrow raising in disbelief but add the Ao3 curse in the equation and everything makes sense.
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I know that it's basically acknowledged that the Harry Potter series is a chain of or an army of plot holes held together by tape, stubbornness, and nostalgia but something that bothers me is the reaction of the pets/companions in Hogwarts to the basilisk or their lack of reaction. We know the spiders fled but what about the rats like Scabbers, they have a reaction? After all snakes hunt rats and if I remember correctly there were rat bones in the chambers. And what about the other pets, did they not start acting weird at sensing a predator near their human? My cats will literally wake up for their naps and suddenly become alert and go into hunting mode if my little sisters dog so much as come upstairs or near my room not to mention strangers.
I don't know, like I said it's well known Harry Potter is filled with plot holes(some so big they could fit a whole city in there) but I just had to share this or else my brain wouldn't let me get a bit of sleep.
I personally like to think that Lan Qiren was traumatized by Cangse Sanren during her time at the Cloud Recesses but I also like to personally believe that the reason he dislikes Wei Wuxian so much(and Jiang Fengmian pay so much attention to him but also keeping around as more of a decor or tool) is because 𝘩𝘦 was in love with Wei Changze and he was pissed and annoyed that WCZ chose CS over him and had a kid(WWX) that resembled his dad but with his mom's personality.
I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
I might get hate for this, but I find it hard to be angry at many of the gods in the PJO universe, especially those who have demigod children. Everyone holds the gods to the same standards as the mortal parents, which is kinda stupid because they are 𝘎𝘖𝘋𝘚; they have their own rules and laws and (I'm pretty sure) have canonically stated that they feel emotions different from mortals, so holding them to the same standards and hopes as mortal parents isn't something healthy or smart.
Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.
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Costume. Chitons.
Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).
Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?
that genuinely is it
yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body
lets bring back sheetwares
also chlamys:
and exomis:
trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins
Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day
Wear blanket. Conquer world.
That last one looks dope
Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.
And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!
ancient Egyptian robes
This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:
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Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.
https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/
The lungi is a traditional garment worn in many southern states of India. It's different from the dhoti, in that it is a tubular shape (like
Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi
https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi
https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1
It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.
I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.
ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.
ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week
