When Master said he could turn me into a bimbo i was like ālol, ya right!ā But he like, insit⦠insisit⦠um, kept saying it was true! So i told him to prove it. And he was like āno, only if youāre seriousā, and i was like āi am!ā Anā i totally was, cuz i used ta be super boring and serious about, like, everything, all the time. i know, right? i can hardly believe it either.
So we talked about it for, like, a suuuuper long time. Cuz Master wanted to be sure i was doing it of my own, like, free will or whatever. And i was all sarcasta-whatever, y'know, all like snotty and smarty-pants-ish about it, cuz i didnāt think he could do it. Anā he made me write some stuff, which was super boring, cuz reading and words and stuff are soooo lame.
But then he did this thing, where he just talked for a while, and his voice was all soft and sexy anā i just kinda fell asleep! An Master talked to me while i was asleep, except i wasnāt asleep, not really, i was in a hip-not-tick trance! Master taught me that word. An while i was in the trance thingy, i could hear what he was saying, anā it was all, like⦠true! Like, he was sayinā stuff that wasnāt true, but when he said it, my brain was all like āohmigawd, i never thought of that, thatās so smart!ā Anā my brain would, like, change or whatever, as soon as it heard what Master said! Donāt worry, it was super confusing for me, too.
Anyway! iām like, a super bimbo now. Anā i love it, anā Master loves it! But today he gave me this paper, anā he said i had to read it. Anā i got super pouty, because reading is soooo hard, and boring, anā i hate it! But Master said it was important, so I was like āick, okayā¦ā cuz itās super important to do what Master says.
So i read the dumb olā paper, and it had a ton of lame words on it. It was super hard to figure out at first, but i got it even⦠evenchoo⦠after a long time. Anyway, this is what it said!
Dear future me (bimbo me?),
I hope that youāre happy. Iām letting David try this bimbo-hypnosis thing heās been going on about. I didnāt believe such a thing was actually possible, but heās been very serious about it. Heās insisting I write this letter as some sort of fail-safe - that way if I (you) want out, or he abuses his āpowerā in some way, thereās a way to snap out of it. Seriously, I think heās making too much of something thatās not going to do anything.
I do have to admit, however: I hope it works. Maybe not permanently, of course, but⦠well, it sounds nice. Being a bimbo. Being pretty and simple. Doing as Iām told. Letting David just be in charge. Heās a sweet man and a wonderful husband, Iām sure heād be a good⦠well, owner, I suppose.
Anyway, potential-bimbo-Sarah-of-the-future, hereās what you do. Itās a simple phrase. Say it aloud three times and all the bimbo programming will vanish. So if youāre unhappy, or if you think Davidās been mistreating you, or even if you just, I donāt know, want a break, say this phrase. Remember, three times. Got it? Good. Here it is:-
i stopped reading there. i figured out what it was saying - it was gonna make me, like, be a not-bimbo again! Why would i ever wanna do that? It was the craziest thing i ever heard. i grabbed the stupid paper and crumpled it up, and tossed it right in the trash.
iām so super lucky to have Master. He makes everything so perfect. Just like he did with me! i hope every girl in the world gets to be a silly li'l bimbo just like i am. Itās the most fun thing ever!














