Oh, Hi, Jolene! Sorry if we got a little noisy last night.
A little noisy, Roy?! The music was pounding until two in the morning! Some bimbo is still passed out drunk in the hallway! I don't know why I'm complaining to you instead of the landlord!
Oh, well I can explain that! I narrated you to!
Jolene didn't understand that her neighbor had developed the ability to narrate the course of reality and was completely oblivious to his running narration. She pushed ahead with her complaint, ignoring his strange response.
Look, the rules are in your lease, same as mine! Quiet time in the building is from 9 pm to 7 am, even on the weekends.
I'm really sorry, Jolene! I promise I'll check in with you before throwing any more parties.
Roy was not really sorry. He was just fucking with his helpless neighbor. Jolene was having a hard time remembering why she had knocked on her neighbor's door. She had forgotten her glasses and was a little drunk, having spiked her morning coffee with whiskey.
Though it seems you may have been having a little party of your own this morning!
A party? No. I mean, I did have an Irish coffee or two. Maybe three. But, it's, like, Saturday. Nothing wrong with that.
Of course there's nothing wrong with that! You're an adult woman who can make her own choices!
Of course, Roy was now narrating her choices, but she didn't know that. Jolene felt a little guilty lying to Roy like she had. She had only had the one Irish coffee. After that, she started doing shots. She lost track of how many.
Thas' right! I'm a grown ass womans! <hic> <giggle>
Jolene had a huge crush on her neighbor and had been trying to work up the nerve to flirt with him. She thought a little alcohol would help, but she over did it and was completely schnockered. She had put on her skimpiest outfit, leaving her bra and panties on her bedroom floor, and stumbled over intent on seduction, using her big tits to argue her case.
You might have noticed I'm a big girl! <giggle>
I have noticed before, but I must admit, it's much more noticeable this morning! I mean, wow! You should wear tank tops more often!
Deep down, Jolene was a complete bimbo. She tried to hide it, but alcohol brought it out with a vengeance.
OMG! <giggle> I totally should! You have the best ideas, Roy!
I do, don't I? Here's an idea! I was just about to make mimosas! Why don't you come in and I'll make you one too!
Oh thas so sweet! But I'm alreazy a lil drunk...
So a little more won't even matter!
Jolene couldn't disagree with that logic.
It won't matter one bit! <giggle>
I forgot I was out of prosecco. I hope you don't mind a screwdriver instead.
She did not mind and didn't even notice that it was nearly half vodka as she guzzled it down.
I don't mind at all! <giggle><glug><glug><glug><hic><giggle>
In Jolene's mind, they were chatting and getting to know each other as she got drunker and drunker, but in reality Roy was using his narrative powers to rewrite her history. Jolene had started stripping to pay for college, but she enjoyed it so much she soon dropped out. Nothing made her feel more validated than when men admired her body. She started acting like a bimbo more and more as she found that men were more likely to openly ogle her if they thought she was a total airhead. Soon, she wasn't even sure it was an act anymore.
She got implants and started dressing slutty even when she wasn't working. Her friends and ffamily had been concerned but Jolene found new friends, other bimbos that supported her chosen lifestyle! During the pandemic, she started doing webcam shows and found she could make even more money than she had been making stripping!
Jolene was so happy to finally tell Roy about what she did for a living! He was really into it, not all judgy like some guys. She loved how he unapologetically stared at her rack!
So how big are your implants, Jolene?
1000cc! I had to work my way up to this size. If you go too big too fast you can get stretch marks! I'm thinking about going even bigger, but my doc says I should wait at least another six months.
You should probably follow his advice. Besides, they're a very nice size right now! Really great tits!
You are so sweet! <giggle>
Of course, what I really like is your ass. I check it out every time you walk down the hall. And when you're going up the stairs? Damn!
Jolene's pussy gushed at that. She was very proud of her ass. Her tits were great, but that was mostly the surgeons. Her ass was her own accomplishment, built with hours of squats and hip thrusts. Nothing turned her on more than a guy who admired her ass!
Oh, you like this, do you?
I do indeed! It's your best feature! I actually think of you as a fine piece of ass!
That's so hot! <giggle> I think of myself as a fine piece of ass!
Touch it, Roy! I need you to grab my ass! I'm so horny!
Roy proceeded to fuck her brains out. It was the best sex she ever had! Every time she thought they were done, he'd narrate his cock back to full tumescence and go back to pounding her to another monster orgasm.
She was very loud and at one point she asked Roy if she might be disturbing the neighbors. He assured her that, if they were, he'd take care of it.
