actioncomcs on twitter!!!!

There’s like. No connection between attractiveness and personality and whether you date a lot or get married. Some of the shittiest people I know are married. Some of the kindest most beautiful people I know are perpetually single. Literally never look at your love life as any sign of your worth.

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

At this point, I don't really care who killed Ben Glenroy. I just want to know which of the Pickwick triplets did it? Who of the crew would commit this crime? Might a little brat make a mommy go splat? It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme.

every time i hear about someone my age or younger who lives in their own apartment with a real job i hit the wall and go WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY until the neighbors call police

my ass is not making it i will die in my childhood bedroom age 35