Bill Anderson/Harry Bright

Bernard Hill

- The implication that Fernando is Donna’s father and that both Meryl Streep and Lily James were playing a half Cuban

- How they used some of the guitar and piano solos from Abba’s live performances as background music

- How Harry ends up alone and should have really gotten with Bill. With the way they’re touching all the time? Come on! and they’re the only one’s looking at each other on the poster instead facing forward

- The random religion swapping with no explanation. Like they mention something about Catholic guilt and her mom, which makes sense because her mom spent time in Mexico I suppose which I guess is why they have a Catholic? priest, but then in the next movie they appear to remember that they’re in Greece and swap to a Greek Orthodox one but if that man is Greek I’m a monkey’s uncle. I was raised Greek Orthodox and that is the least hairy orthodox priest I’ve ever seen, greek or no. At least give him a beard. And he’s missing half of his costume pieces

- Speaking of which, they should have stuck with the Catholic if they weren’t going to do a Greek Orthodox baptism because no one was running around in circles or spitting and I demand authenticity at least in these aspects

- the use of Hasta Manana in Mamma Mia 2

- Look Stellan Skarsgard says kissing Julie Walters hurts his back because she’s so short. It makes far more sense for him to kiss someone more his height, say, I don’t know, someone he danced with, someone he did the Titantic move with, someone who he tied up on a pier, someone who he can be… spontaneous with, you feel me?

- Given that we’ve established the Latin American conection, what with Mexico and Fernando etc. I’m thinking if we get a Mamma Mia 3, they should throw in some of the Spanish versions. Please. I need it. They’re brilliant.