The Defenders of the Universe

Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
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cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Andulka
Jules of Nature

oozey mess
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Mike Driver
DEAR READER

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@billthemuse
The Defenders of the Universe

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This is a good representation of my life
Cartoon Middle School-Aged Kids’ Problems then: Not being in the same homeroom:
Cartoon Middle School-Aged Kids’ Problems now: The Literal Apocalypse
Things to not dress up as this halloween:
ISIS (people are doing this, don’t)
Ebola (people are also really doing this, again don’t)
Any sort of legitimate tragedy (do not be that girl that dressed as a Boston Marathon bombing victim)
Sexy Indian princesses
Geisha
Mexican sombrero dude
Blackface
basically anything racially or culturally insensitive. if you have to think about it, don’t do it
Seriously, have fun without being an asshole.
Also, don’t dress up in el dia de los muertos costumes. It’s a sacred holiday meant to celebrate and honor those who have passed, and it’s in no way connected to Halloween. No, it’s not the “Mexican Halloween” it’s a celebration of the lives and death of adults and children (on el dia de los innocentes.) We leave alters for our loved ones for the time they return to us, and we remember their life. It takes place in November and if we dress up it’s to remember and honor the cycle of life and death, not to scare or “look sexy” or gain candy. The costumes sold in stores are cheap imitations of culture and clothing. Innacurate “senorita” and “flamenco” dresses are sold and misrepresent indigenous clothing and “sexy” imitations of La Catrina or “scary” imitations of calaveras dishonor the holiday. This is our culture, not a costume.
is he okay

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Come out, come out, where I can see… Olly Oll̴̢͍̳̺͉̩͇͈̹̀͜ͅỵ̷̧̨̬̠͛̌͆̓̓̌̍̇̈́͌͝ ̵̨̛̝͉̻͚̯̝̩̠̜̎̎̈́͛̈́̊͋̓̎̇͜͝͝O̵̢̨̹̭͎̻͎̹͔͖̳͉̿̊̐̏̀́̊̓͆̀̃̀̓̚̕x̸̰̌͛͗͑̍̃͠͝ę̷͔̜͉͚̮̻̭̟̇ͅǹ̵̛͉̝̘̖͔̰͖̜̝̞͍͖͇̹̈́͗͒̀̔ ̷̹̗̽F̷͔̗̳̯̱̟̳͕̩͍̰̥̘̣̖̄̀̌̈͑̽́̕͝͝ř̵̰̟͔͖͔̳̤͛̅̒͐͠ę̷͎͈̮̘̜̘̥͚̗͈̞̘͛̇̀ȅ̷͇̙̝̍ͅ
Showing my favourite movie to my friends
Sailor-Venus-inspired Star Butterfly?
Mafia au

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The Holy Trinity of cartoon money-loving old men
friendly reminder that leia has lost her adoptive parents, entire planet, father, husband, son and been abandoned by her brother and yet has never been tempted by the dark side even once
take notes skywalker boys ya’ll weak as shit
i don’t think people understand that people can ‘love’ you and not actually love you
like my grandmother ‘loved’ me, but she also was always trying to change me. she tried to take me away from my (catholic bisexual) mother. she made me wear dresses when i was there. she always tried to get me to go to church and was always asking me if i was dating a boy yet
i spent years feeling guilty that i wasn’t what she wanted me to be until my mom told me one day “she never bothered to know the real you”
and it’s true. any time i tried to show her something about myself, even cook for her, it would be dismissed, and a replacement would be offered. even northern food was somehow a sin.
she loved me what she thought i should be, she never loved me.
bc people who love you, they love you for all the stuff that makes you you. they never consider that it makes you inconvenient.
“It was true: the other mother loved her. But she loved Coraline as a miser loves money, or a dragon loves its gold.“
Loving someone like a prized possession is a very different thing from loving someone like a person you care about.
THIS THO
This is so true…
Schrödinger’s boys
FUCK
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just
bad

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look i’m always imagining how lance and keith’s first kiss might happen because it could go a MiLLiON different ways?
they’re sitting on the couch having a staring contest and it’s already been a minute but keith doesn’t even look close to blinking, and lance is just like “fuck it” because he looks gorgeous and amazing and stupid with his wide eyes and eyebrows practically in his hair trying to not blink
keith has his hands pressed lightly to lance’s chest to keep him from getting too close and blowing in his face because he’s not about to let him cheat
but lance just surges forward and crushes keith’s hands between their chests and kisses him
at first keith is like “woah” but it only takes him a second to start kissing him back
but then he starts to giggle because lance’s lips tickle a little and he’s just like “lance, stop”
lance is like “hm? why?” in between two kisses that are nearing keith’s neck because he has no chill
“because,” keith says, but there’s laughter in his voice. “i was trying to look at you.”
(he was pretty much using the staring contest as an excuse to stare at lance without worrying about getting caught)
lance pulls back and registers this. and then he kisses him harder
or like, after a sparring session, they’re both really worn out but lance is just looking at keith, who’s pretty sweaty and gross like he is, and can’t help himself
except he misses and gets keith’s chin instead
he’s too tired to feel embarrassed tbh, but he pulls back and frowns a little and is like “oh, sorry. i was aiming for your mouth”
keith just smiles a little and wraps his arms around his neck and kisses him right on the mouth
“like that?” he asks.
lance, dazed and in love: “um, yeah. that’s good.”
keith nods sagely and leans back in for another kiss
later they lay around in keith’s bed staring at each other because they’re extra and in love
keith, about lance’s horrible first aim: “i thought you were the team’s sharpshooter"
lance, smirking: “maybe i just need a little more practice”
this is going to get long if i keep going but basically their first kiss could go any way and i love it i love them
thank youUU
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