Tyler

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

That girl you just called a bitch? That’s actually sasuke uchiha 

So I was right

Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…

*sweats nervously*

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

How in the hell???

He can’t just be bending over?

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

ASDFGJK

HOLY SHIT HE REKD HIS WHILE FORCAST

dark google show me locations of illegal farmers markets with secret fruits and vegetables 

Man. He literally took “Mask Off” to a whole another level! That was amazing!