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Yet Trump’s America wouldn’t want you to hear about this nor help it go mainstream

What’s remarkable about Dr Gallegos’ research is it doesn’t have any collateral damage on the human body. According to the research, this therapy has no side effects. “Unlike other treatments, it only eliminates damaged cells and does not affect healthy structures. Therefore, it has great potential to decrease the death rate from cervical cancer,” she explained, as per a Radio Guama report.

I CAN’T WALK TO MY CAR LATE AT NIGHT WHILE ON THE PHONE  I CAN’T OPEN UP MY WINDOWS WHEN I’M HOME ALONE I CAN’T GO TO A BAR WITHOUT A CHAPERONE AND I CAN’T WEAR A MINI SKIRT IF ITS THE ONLY ONE I OWN I CAN’T USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AFTER 7 PM I CAN’T BE BRUTALLY HONEST WHEN YOU SLIDE INTO MY DMS I CAN’T GO TO THE CLUB JUST TO DANCE WITH MY FRIENDS AND I CAN’T EVER LEAVE MY DRINK UNATTENDED BUT IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR BOYS YEAH GENTLEMEN! BAND TOGETHER, MAKE SOME NOISE ITS REALLY TOUGH WHEN YOUR REPUTATION’S ON THE LINE AND ANY WOMAN YOU’VE ASSAULTED COULD TURN UP ANYTIME  YEAH, IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR GUYS CAN’T SPEAK TO ANY WOMEN OR LOOK THEM IN THE EYES ITS SO CONFUSING, IS IT RAPE OR IS IT JUST BEING NICE? SO INCONVENIENT THAT YOU EVEN HAVE TO THINK TWICE I CAN’T LIVE IN AN APARTMENT IF IT’S ON THE FIRST FLOOR   I CAN’T BE WEARING SILK PAJAMAS WHEN I ANSWER THE DOOR I CAN’T HAVE ANOTHER DRINK EVEN IF I WANT MORE I CAN’T MAKE YOU FEEL INVALID, UNSEEN, OR IGNORED I CAN’T JOG AROUND THE CITY WITH HEADPHONES ON MY EARS I CAN’T SPEAK OUT AGAINST MY RAPIST AFTER 35 YEARS I CAN’T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF I’M HOLDING BACK TEARS AND I CAN’T EVER SPEAK EARNESTLY ABOUT ALL MY FEARS BUT IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR DUDES CAN’T TEXT A GIRL REPEATEDLY ASKING FOR NUDES CAN’T MAKE HER HAVE SEX WHEN SHE’S NOT IN THE MOOD AND WHAT GIVES HER THE RIGHT TO GIVE YOU ATTITUDE?? YEAH, IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR MEN GIRLS LIKE TO ACT LIKE YOU’RE TO BLAME AND THEY’RE THE VICTIMS HER DRESS WAS SHORT AND SHE WAS DRUNK, SHE’S NOT SO INNOCENT THANK GOD YOUR DAD’S THE JUDGE AND YOU WON’T BE CONVICTED OH WAIT… THAT’S RIGHT… IT’S NOT SUCH A SCARY TIME FOR BOYS THEY’VE ALWAYS HAD THE UPPER HAND, THEY’VE ALWAYS HAD A CHOICE IT’S TIME FOR WOMEN TO RISE UP,      USE OUR COLLECTIVE VOICE THE DAY TO VOTE’S NOVEMBER 6, SO LET’S GO MAKE SOME NOISE 

give me the romcom we deserve starring chris evans and chris hemsworth ya cowards

Harry Potter pulls out a handgun “I think you misunderstand the point of this visit” 

Chris Evans at ACE Comic Con Chicago, October 13th

Less Artsy

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.