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bennie: i have a song that i sing for him when he's pupset to cheer him up

bennie: but like as far as having one for my album, i do not

everly: my dogs should bite me if i sing to them

everly: you can get my point since

everly: sometimes i try to sing along with you

kennedy: I have a few recs if you need any!

kennedy: my brother named her, actually. she's a french bulldog and she's my pride and joy

kennedy: we should!!! i love maxing out all my credit cards.

kennedy: shopping is better when its not for yourself, honestly. I am the best gift giver known to man.

everly: give me some recs!!!

everly: literally seeing your connection with her

everly: is convincing enough, i need a dog in my life

Nate: You're going to have to be responsible because they're going to depend on you for almost everything

Nate: So if you don't have the best intentions for them or really wish to take care of them which is sometimes hard and a struggle, then I suggest not doing this

Nate: but if you promise you will then stop by

everly: i know my limits and i know it is risky because it is life of an innocent animal we are talking about here

everly: but like i said, i want to handle it

bennie: STOP I'M GONNA CRY

bennie: everything i do is for my Buzz

bennie: he's my best friend i love him more than anything

everly: wait, do you have a song for him??

bennie: yo imagine BEING there when she passed. buzz didn't take it well and i didn't think he was gonna make it bc they were SO close. like they spent every moment together. luckily he pulled through.

everly: well, i can easily guess why he made it

serena: remember the red velvet cake WE tried to bake?

serena: it looked like a sad smashed version of the original

serena: laughing my ass off here

everly: i remember a flour war and no cake?????

everly: nobody would call that a cake

serena: don't tell too many people bc you're a lucky and good person and few people deserve to know

serena: who knows what kinds of thirsty selfish guys or girls could be after him.

everly: and i love you so much........

everly: which food we'll be getting for some

everly: you know, celebration???

everly: and no i won't try to cook it for us

serena: i'm already calling vera wang to design your dress baby girl

serena: i promise you an epic wedding and it will be

everly: and also (nothing surprising but)

kennedy: you’ll be the perfect doggy mommy!!! BUT adopt don’t shop

kennedy: yeah, anything like sandals or flip flops are a real treat for them. at least that’s what whoofy goldberg likes

kennedy: just buy a gazillion treats and go crazy with the accessories.

kennedy: a dog bed. every squeaky toy you can find. and a harness instead of a collar!!! the collar can choke them

everly: yes, of course, i'll be adopting from a shelter

everly: that's an extra cool puppy name, i have to say

everly: so..... we should go to a pup accessory shopping!!

fletch: i haven't wrecked frank's life yet

fletch: ...i think

fletch: point is, if i can do it, you can

everly: if he's still around you

everly: you probably (and thankfully) didn't

everly: you can tell if they are happy or not easily

serena: the moment you step on that motherfucking church i'll be the first to make sure you look as hot as beyoncé does

serena: MARK. MY. WORDS.

everly: thanks to god my best friend is a DAMN FASHION ICON

austin: omg do it! i highly doubt you'd do that

austin: think about it, you'd be rescuing them and giving them a better place to spend their life!

austin: plus, dogs are naturally therapeutic so not only would you be helping them, but they'd be helping you!

austin: ( am i convincing you yet? )

everly: i believe i have enough energy to

everly: spend a whole day playing with a dog

everly: that's a good way to spend a day and yes

everly: therapeutic and

freddie: i'm having this exact same problem

freddie: want a pup but work so much i don't think it's fair

freddie: i believe in you though, everly, you'd make a great pup mummy.

everly: okay, we should visit a shelter together.....

everly: people might help us about it there

jemma: whoa woman take a deep breath

jemma: I doubt your going to unless you torture the thing which I doubt you're going to do

jemma: although I highly recommend a cat because I had a dog attack me so i'm not their biggest fan right now

everly: NO, i'm here to fight that kind of people

everly: they are not people actually

everly: they are monsters

everly: oh but don't let one angry pup to change your mind

serena: i won't diss you

serena: but at your wedding i'm gonna roast everyone's ass just you watch me get drunk and read into people's bullshit

serena: 💁🏻‍♀️

everly: so my bridesmaid is gonna roast people at my wedding

everly: that's an ideal wedding concept

everly: just make sure i'll look good okay??