The ocean By Against Me!

Fwiw I do consider medical professionals bluntly asking me what substances I do to be a green flag even tho the answer is none. Especially props to the audiologist who asked if I smoke weed and when I said no said 'ok, but just fyi here's why I'm asking' and I'm like this information is of no use to me but I appreciate that you went out of your way to relay it in case I'm lying 👍

It's that the come down from weed can cause tinnitus fyi

turns out "everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of this fear" is a great trans mantra but also a good mantra if you have OCD

so many great things about the “i’d let him do open heart surgery on me if he wanted” quote, but i love that it’s another case of grace displacing his wants onto the other person. so he doesn’t have to be rejected. does stratt want me to work on the project? do my friends want me at the party? does the scientific community want me at the conference? does rocky want to do surgery on me? mf do YOU want these things?? can you take ownership of your own desires…

guys my students would be so bummed if you sent me to die. have we thought about how they feel.

One of life's great ironies is that almost everyone who makes the active decision to not have kids would probably be way better at raising a child than all the people who just kind of have children because it's what they think everyone is supposed to do

Like genuinely if you're like "I don't want kids because of the financial strain/the commitment/the irritation I would feel/the possibility of traumatizing them/whatever reason" you instantly demonstrate to me that you 1) understand the realities of parenthood and 2) believe that children should be treated with at least a base level of respect and compassion. Meanwhile everyone who's like "I want kids because I don't want to be alone" "I can't wait to dress up my babies" "I won't raise my children to be soft" may as well be talking about Neopets for all the fucks they seem to give about kids

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

Stratt’s ridiculous soft spot for Grace is my favorite thing ever. Most stoic woman alive who won’t attach herself to anything, and some middle school teacher that she’s just dragging around with her for moral support and occasionally science explanations. And he’s fully convinced that this is just how she is and there’s nothing particularly different about the way she treats him. Grace buddy you’re her lapdog

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing