When the lights go down in the city

When you think you’re done washing the dishes but you look over and see them big ass pots on the stove

When you fill them with water to “soak” ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️

FACE

Why do people wanna fuck cartoon ponies like wtf

When you hate women and you’re a homophobe you’re options are limited

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

See how chill and non competitive your life gets when you don’t judge other girls in how they dress, do their make up, or how many selfies they take. Take a nap by a window, glow up

I want to live in a world where it’s possible to listen to YouTube AND lock my phone

Happy Valentine’s day!

it genuinely baffles me when people say 80s fashion was ugly as if early 00s fashion wasn’t the greatest crime against humanity committed on historical record

“no homo” the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face “full bi” he adds in a sensuous tone.

FULL BI

this is the most 2007 thing i’ve ever seen

when the aliens come and they see that we’ve been doing miss universe pageants without inviting them for the past fifty years they are gonna be so mad

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction