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Itās missing Lou Jitsu and Big Mama hours- anyone got any fic recs? Or any headcanons? AUs? Im STARVED for content and my asks are always open if anyone wants to drop in their own thoughts

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lou jitsu/big mama // too sweet
Tumblr being Tumblr womp . THE NUCLEAR FAMILY FIC IS TOO CUTE . Big Momma trying to wrangle the turtles *cries* THANK YOU FOR SHARING . Have you or would you ever make BigJitsu fics ? Or general Rise fics ? I'd totally read them . The Holiday's brought us ao3 content *jumps around* The 'I think they're in love or something' fic has me forgetting about the horrors for a while while I freak out about it
NEW FIC ANON NEW FIC!!!!! IM SURE YOUVE SEEN IT BUT JUST IN CASE!!!!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
ALSO I HAVE NOT READ I THINK THEYRE IN LOVE OR SMTH SO I GOTTA GET ON THAT TANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW!!!!!
i would absolutely love to write bigjitsu or general Rise fics, the problem is, i like, have terrible memory of the order of events so i would have to rewatch the show to be accurate in my fics, and i would, but i dont think i have the time for that, bc im working on a few other fics in different fandoms that are giving me trouble. (and also rewatching merlin, and re-reading one of the asoiaf (a storm of swords) for Reasons)
the trouble being that i cannot commit for the life of me. like, i will have an idea. i will have an outline. and i will have a sloppily put together few paragraphs. and then months will pass and that will be it. its also like, to keep me engaged, i cannot be brainrotting abt the fic ideas or the otp myself, like, i need to be in constant "oh and x happened and what do you think abt y" like, feedback and such, but i mean, theres not a lot of bigjitsu ppl ik out there.
but i do try! like, its def smth i want to do, i just have never actually finished a fic before.
god they were so in love
THANK GAWDDD FOR this blog . It may be short yet it warms my heart . VICES & VIRTUES BUGJITSU STYLE RAHHH IT IS HEAT . Ima take a romp thru ao3's Yoshi and Big Momma tag for ship centric morsels *shakes fist* You find any swag BigJitsu fics lately you can direct me to ? *blinks continually* I need more of them why does viacom hate good m/f ships yes I'm a twenty something who's too invested
oh my god im sorry for the late reply, i dont know how i missed this! ive had quite a few asks on different sideblogs that i also apparently missed, so maybe its just tumblr being tumblr
listen i LOVE lou jitsu and big mama and im so thrilled that there are people out there who love them too. i could talk abt them ALL DAY its just real life gets in the way and drags me away from my fandoms for a bit
I too am a twenty something who's too invested but god they are just so special in my heart
its so hard to find some bigjitsu fics that focus on them-or at least feature them-without delving into baron draxum/lou jitsu or big mama x baron draxum x lou jitsu, which i know is a lot of people's otp/ot3, and thats fine, but its just not something i personally ship, so i tend to filter them out, which, honestly doesnt leave much else
if you do find any yoshi/big mama fics out there id love some recs, the few ive read, you probably have to, but let me link them anyways
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
^not complete, currently on break
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
^ambiguous/open ending but in my head that means theyre up for some reconciliation
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
^also a wip
Edit: yes!!!!! Vices & Virtues big jitsu style!!!!

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Saw @rottmntrulesallās postĀ some time ago and it made me curious
~Big Daddy~
splinter/big mama - vices and virtues
"Couples Season". The End/"Дезон ŠŠ°ŃŠ¾Ńек". ŠŠ¾Š½ŠµŃā„ļø
6/6 - Loumamaš©¶š(or Splintmama)
Bonus:
Splinter: "After all, this time you agreed to my proposal instead of kidnapping me?š"
Big Mama: "Yeah, dearā„ļøThis time I made a different decision."
Splinter and Big Mama's Weddingš/Š”Š²Š°Š“ŃŠ±Š° Š”ŠæŠ»ŠøŠ½ŃŠµŃа Šø ŠŠ¾Š»ŃŃŠ¾Š¹ ŠŠ°Š¼Š¾ŃŠŗŠøš
Well, the last couple of this season is Splinter + Big Mama. Although, among the people, let's say this couple has the name Loumama (this is Lou Jitsu + Big Mama). I didn't find another name, well, okay. In general, I believe that they could restore their relationship after the breakup. Since in the last episodes of season 2, it is clear that Mama still loves Splinter. He's Lou Jitsu... He's Hamato Yoshi... ugh. And Splinter also still loves his ex and he saw that there was good left in her. I believe they could be together again. For example, if the continuation of the series had been released, maybe we would have been shown these two, how they go on dates and remember their youth, restore their relationship and as a result, this duo reunites again. Big Mama could be a new member of the Hamato family, for example. And she could be a mother to the turtles, well, or something like that.
Š§ŃŠ¾Š¶, ŠæŠ¾ŃŠ»ŠµŠ“нŃŃ ŠæŠ°ŃŠ¾Ńка ŃŃŠ¾Š³Š¾ ŃŠµŠ·Š¾Š½Š° - ŃŃŠ¾ Š”ŠæŠ»ŠøŠ½ŃŠµŃ + ŠŠ¾Š»ŃŃŠ°Ń ŠŠ°Š¼Š¾Ńка. ЄоŃŃ, в Š½Š°ŃоГе, ŃŠŗŠ°Š¶ŠµŠ¼ ŃŠ°Šŗ, ŃŃŠ¾ ŠæŠ°ŃŠ¾Ńка ŠøŠ¼ŠµŠµŃ название ŠŃмама (ŃŃŠ¾ ŠŃ ŠŠ¶ŠøŃŃŃ + ŠŠ¾Š»ŃŃŠ°Ń ŠŠ°Š¼Š¾Ńка). ŠŃŃŠ³Š¾Š³Š¾ Š½Š°Š·Š²Š°Š½ŠøŃ Ń Š½Šµ Š½Š°ŃŠ»Š°, нŃ, лаГно. Š Š¾Š±ŃŠµŠ¼, Ń ŃŃŠøŃаŃ, ŃŃŠ¾ они могли Š±Ń воŃŃŃŠ°Š½Š¾Š²ŠøŃŃ ŃŠ²Š¾Šø Š¾ŃŠ½Š¾ŃŠµŠ½ŠøŃ ŠæŠ¾ŃŠ»Šµ ŃŠ°ŃŃŃŠ°Š²Š°Š½ŠøŃ. Так как в ŠæŠ¾ŃŠ»ŠµŠ“Š½ŠøŃ ŃŠµŃŠøŃŃ 2 ŃŠµŠ·Š¾Š½Š°, виГно, ŃŃŠ¾ ŠŠ°Š¼Š¾Ńка вŃŃ ŠµŃŃ Š»ŃŠ±ŠøŃ Š”ŠæŠ»ŠøŠ½ŃŠµŃа. ŠŠ½ же ŠŃ ŠŠ¶ŠøŃŃŃ... он же Š„Š°Š¼Š°ŃŠ¾ ŠŠ¾ŃŠø... ŃŃŃŃ. Š Š”ŠæŠ»ŠøŠ½ŃŠµŃ ŃŠ°Šŗ же, вŃŃ ŠµŃŃ Š»ŃŠ±ŠøŃ ŃŠ²Š¾Ń Š±ŃŠ²ŃŃŃ Šø он ŃŠ²ŠøŠ“ел, ŃŃŠ¾ в ней оŃŃŠ°Š»Š¾ŃŃ Ń Š¾ŃŠ¾Ńее. ŠÆ веŃŃ, ŃŃŠ¾ они ŃŠ¼Š¾Š³Š»Šø Š±Ń ŃŠ½Š¾Š²Š° бŃŃŃ Š²Š¼ŠµŃŃŠµ. ŠŠ°ŠæŃимеŃ, ŠµŃŠ»Šø Š±Ń Š²ŃŃŠ»Š¾ ŠæŃŠ¾Š“олжение ŃŠµŃиала, Š¼Š¾Š¶ŠµŃ Š½Š°Š¼ показали Š±Ń ŃŃŠøŃ Š“Š²Š¾ŠøŃ , как они Ń Š¾Š“ŃŃ Š½Š° ŃŠ²ŠøŠ“Š°Š½ŠøŃ Šø Š²ŃŠæŠ¾Š¼ŠøŠ½Š°ŃŃ ŃŠ²Š¾Ń молоГоŃŃŃ, воŃŃŃŠ°Š½Š°Š²Š»ŠøŠ²Š°ŃŃ ŃŠ²Š¾Šø Š¾ŃŠ½Š¾ŃŠµŠ½ŠøŃ Šø в ŠøŃоге, ŃŃŠ¾Ń Š“ŃŃŃ ŃŠ½Š¾Š²Š° воŃŃŠ¾ŠµŠ“ŠøŠ½ŃŠµŃŃŃ. ŠŠ¾Š»ŃŃŠ°Ń ŠŠ°Š¼Š¾Ńка могла Š±Ń ŃŃŠ°ŃŃ Š½Š¾Š²ŃŠ¼ ŃŠ»ŠµŠ½Š¾Š¼ ŃŠµŠ¼ŃŠø Š„Š°Š¼Š°ŃŠ¾, Š½Š°ŠæŃŠøŠ¼ŠµŃ. Рона могла Š±Ń ŃŃŠ°ŃŃ Š“Š»Ń ŃŠµŃŠµŠæŠ°Ń Š¼Š°Š¼Š¾Š¹, нŃ, или ŃŠøŠæŠ° ŃŠ¾Š³Š¾.
PAST COUPLE
this is their dynamic to me ā¼ļø
yknow that one barbie meme going around.....
they're probably Not innocent.

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Ok, ok, picture this: Pre-proposal. Big Mama and Lou Jitsu cuddled up in bed one snowy morning. There's a white noise in the bedroom, might be the ambiance of the city or the hum of contentment felt between them. The occasional gentle shuffle of skin against the comforter is joined by the soft back and forth murmurs of the couple laying below it as, in a bout of clinginess, Big Mama pleads her boyfriend to let her keep cuddling him instead of going to work, but he's got promotional stuff to attend or smth. He gently runs his palm beneath her top along her stomach and side. 'This is so much more fun and warmer. You don't have to go, I won't be mad at you,' Big Mama says sweetly. Lou Jitsu chuckles, 'I'm sure you won't, but my manager will be.' Although he can't blow off work this time, he humors the both of them and stays with Big Mama 15-20 minutes extra. The sound of her calm breath is worth the glares and hissing whispers asking why he's late Lou Jitsu gets from the event organizers. Though Big Mama accepts his absence, she misses him, and Lou Jitsu happily makes it up to her by cuddling with her later that day with nothing to prematurely tear him away. There's no lighthearted, sleepy arguing this time. Still, Big Mama drapes her legs around him just to make sure he stays.
This quote from the Addams Family is Big Mama and Lou Jitsu fr:
Gomez: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Morticia: Oh, Gomez. Hours ššš
And then they waltz. That is so SpiderSoup, I swear.
omg anon im so sorry for the late reply! i was swamped and im finding im not really good at balancing my time, for which i apologize.
oh anon i am PICTURING ALL THAT AND LOVING IT!! see, you said snowy morning, and so i am picturing this through the lens of spiders not being able to thermoregulate and also entering a diapause phase during the winter.
what i'm saying is: sleepy, cuddly, big mama
and then the rest of the scene!!!! the soft murmuring under the covers, bouts of clinginess, wanting yoshi to stay, yoshi wanting to stay but needing to go its all just!!! its perfect. incredible. i love it.
He gently runs his palm beneath her top along her stomach and side. 'This is so much more fun and warmer. You don't have to go, I won't be mad at you,' Big Mama says sweetly. Lou Jitsu chuckles, 'I'm sure you won't, but my manager will be.' Although he can't blow off work this time, he humors the both of them and stays with Big Mama 15-20 minutes extra. The sound of her calm breath is worth the glares and hissing whispers asking why he's late Lou Jitsu gets from the event organizers.
no one can tell me this never happened multiple times it DID
Though Big Mama accepts his absence, she misses him, and Lou Jitsu happily makes it up to her by cuddling with her later that day with nothing to prematurely tear him away. There's no lighthearted, sleepy arguing this time. Still, Big Mama drapes her legs around him just to make sure he stays.
stop you got me tearing up!! yeah thats just, pulling him closer, thinking briefly, sleepily, that her other form might possibly have enough limbs to keep him there, but she doesnt need them, because yoshi just burrows closer, calm and content
Gomez: How long has it been since we've waltzed? Morticia: Oh, Gomez. Hours ššš And then they waltz. That is so SpiderSoup, I swear.
anon how does it feel to be so absolutely correct about everything???? yes, thats them!! thats the dynamic!! god im having tHOUGHTS
Hi anon! Just wanted to let you know I see your asks and I will do my best to get to them soon! Iāve got a couple papers to work on, but once I get most of it done Iāll get right to them! Def do my best to have em answered by Saturday morning at the latest
Hey, would u ever do the 'understand my ship' meme by Gibb_Arts with SpiderSoup šøš²?
Alright anon, I did this for you while I was sitting in the back of one of my classes but campus wi-fi was pretty shitty and I did this on snap
It turned out terrible but i did my best š
See, it was kind of tricky, especially as I definitely think big mama, as a yokai, has lived a long life. The spider yokai JorÅgumo develops magic powers and begins to feed on human prey after reaching 400 years of age. So sheās gotta be older than that.
The squashes a bug/screams about the bug had the funniest potential considering what type of yokai she is, but eventually I decided on leaving em pretty much in the middle. Neither are scared of the bugs, but neither squashes them much either bc big mama eats them sometimes.
As for the relationship experience, I feel like, as someone whose lived a long life, I think sheās had her fair share of flings. Itās just, sheās never cared for someone the way she cares about Lou Jitsu and heās the one person in her life sheāll think sheās actually gonna miss when sheās gone. JorÅgumo tend to prey on their lovers, eating them/draining them when theyāre done. But she met Lou Jitsu and couldnāt help but want him to stay. So while having relationships isnāt new to her, the type of relationship she has with Lou Jitsu is.
(Also love love LOVE the ship name SpiderSoup. Is that the official ship name?)
Hi, it's me again, sorry. You're so right about the Rise!Leo and Donnie poll, how they gonna win against the Hitachiin twins?? They aren't even twins! The writers have confirmed they're not canonical twins and even if they hadn't, it doesn't make any sense anyway because they're literally two different species š„“
Hi!!! Lmaoo I seem to answering in reverse, sorry about that! But there is no need to apologize I love asks especially about Rottmnt and SpiderSoup.
And yeah I totally agree! I need to check to see who won the overall polls, if itās Leo and Donnie ima laugh because thatās the only thing i can do at this point. Can you imagine if the characters who arenāt twins win a twin poll? But we canāt underestimate the power of fandom
Edit: AYYYYY DIPPER AND MABEL FROM GRAVITY FALLS WON!!!!! they beat Donnie and Leo in the finals
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Leo and Donnie Hamato VS Ouran High School Club- Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin
Leo and Donnie
Hikaru and Kaoru
LEO AND DONNIE AREN'T TWINS, THIS IS COMING FROM AN IDENTICAL TWIN. Y'ALL ARE VOTING IN A TWIN POLL FOR A PAIR OF CHARACTERS WHO, BY EVERY DEFINITION, ARE NOT EVEN TWINS. HIKARU AND KAORU DIDNT HAVE AN ARC ABOUT THE IDENTITY TRAUMA OF GROWING UP AS A TWIN SO YOU COULD VOTE FOR DONNIE AND LEO
^^^Iām her identical twin and sheās right.
I know no one means any harm by it but I truly canāt stand that Donnie and Leo being twins is fanon.
The entire thing is so tropey and incredibly triggering for me and my sister bc being a twin comes with a whole host of identity issues. Not fun to see people use it as a ācute character traitā for two brothers that they arbitrarily decided to call twins, and then proceed to completely reduce both of their characters down to nothing outside of their identity as āthe twins.ā
They are not twins
Any reasons people give for why they see Leo and Donnie as twins are just INSTANT twin stereotyping bc literally the only thing that makes people twins is being born from the same uterus. Thatās it.
āThey have the same likes/dislikes!ā Twins are not the same person, they share/not share opinions in the exact same way normal siblings do.
āThey look the most similar out of all the siblings!ā Okay but they literally⦠donāt. They have different skin tones, different markings, different shells. And idk why people act like Mikey has a distinctly different appearance, heās slightly shorter and has a round face bc heās the baby brother but other than that heās the same shape as them. Ralph is the only one that has a different body shape ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ not to mention that similar appearances only applies to identical twins who split dna between them. Anything else is just familial similarity.
āThey act/talk the same!ā May I instead offer you this headcanon: Leo is good with people and Donnie is autistic. He learned how to mask by mimicking Leo.
Contains all the brothery sweetness with half the calories.
Being a twin isnāt a state of mind the way that being siblings is. Itās physical. In the same way an Older sibling canāt just decide that theyāre the youngest now, you canāt just decide to be someoneās twin. Thatās why thereās no such thing as a step-twin, or an adopted-twin, or a twin-in-law. Because any sibling that doesnāt match the literal definition of being a twin are just siblings. Even siblings that are the same age.
Rise Donnie is my blorbo.
I adore him.
He is not a twin.
Also hereās your friendly reminder that Ouran is a PARODY.
Itās a parody of the typical Harem anime and Hikaru and Kaoru are a parody of the sexualization of female twins.
They make you uncomfortable because theyāre supposed to make you uncomfortable. Believe me, i guarantee youāve missed twin sexualization before, itās absolutly EVERYWHERE.
In the moments where the arenāt playing their role, Hikaru and Kaoru are actually a really great introspection on a pair of twins who have become dependent on each other because no one else has ever or will ever see them as separate people. their own unique person rather than one half of a match set.
You watch S1E20 of Ouran Highschool Host club.
You go watch that episode and tell me that Hikaru and Kaoru DONāT DESERVE THIS WIN.

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I was literally thinking about those auās where Big Mama and Lou Jitsu did stay together when I saw your profile, and if you think about it changes so much, like even the turtles might not have existed or they would really have been Draxās soldiers, and how would his proyect work if he doesnāt have Lou? These ideas keep me up at night/hj
THESE IDEAS KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT TOO!!!
i love those aus. big mama and lou jitsu really did just capture my attention, idk, i love tragic ships, i love doomed by the narrative ships, i love it when there is betrayal and hurt and complexities but none of that changed anything bc at then end of it, you know, the love was still there and will always be there.
(yes, this is me losing my mind over will scarlet and anastasia from ouatiw once again, my middle school obsession has come back full force)
ANYWAYS, back to you! (love that pfp btw, the labyrinth was just my childhood fave)
it absolutely would change so much! you're right! the turtles may not have existed, or they might have some other way! i love this one au that i've seen floating around tumblr (i believe it was @tblsomedoodles family web au) where the kids are lou jitsu's and big mama's (so half-yokai) but baron daxum experiments on the kids when they're young, and mutates them into the turtles they are now, and lou jitsu into the rat man he becomes. (i do believe the big mama/lou jitsu is a past thing in that au, which allows for a canon compliant-ish path at times, one that is so interesting to see unfold)
i love that! i love all the different ways the turtles could have happened. i love aus where big mama and lou jitsu got married, but baron daxum got his hands on lou jitsu anyways, kidnapping him and mutating the turtles. the other day i was thinking of an au where after a battle nexus, when lou jitsu is getting checked over at the medics (a routine thing) baron daxum bribes one of the medics into getting him a sample of lou jitsu's DNA (or he just steals it) and mutates the turtles anyways.
there are so many ways they could happen and i love to see every single one
Edit: OH MY GOD YOU LIKE DUCKTALES/DARKWING DUCK/THE THREE CABALLEROS
Hwat do you think Lou Jitsu and Big Mama's love languages are? Do you think they lived with one another before the proposal? I occasionally wonder if Lou Jitsu spoke Japanese to Big Mama in private just because he felt comfortable enough with her (considering how weird Hollywood was towards his heritage in public)
oh my god anon im so sorry for the super late reply, classes have me drowning but im halfway through spring break and remembered i had unanswered asks to get to-
on love languages:
i think they were both pretty big on physical touch, quality time, and words of affirmation. i think they both hyped each other up all the time and genuinely looked forward to spending time together, be it cuddled up on the couch watching tv, dancing, etc.
i do believe that lou jitsu favored acts of service while big mama was big on gifts.
(my mind just went aha how messed up is it that fighting in the arena could be an act of service from lou jitsu to big mama, while big mama could misconstrue it as her gifting lou jitsu an opportunity to improve his fighting prowess, offer him a challenge, and share the spoils of the battle nexus with him)
on lou jitsu's heritage:
i definitely think he spoke japanese to her in private. as a spider yokai who has probably lived a long LONG time, i so think big mama has travelled the world before and settled in countries all over during the centuries. i think she was pleased when lou jitsu chose to share his heritage with her, and after realizing just how weird hollywood was towards it in the first place, i think she was happy she could offer him some sort of peace with her, opting to choose her own heritage with him as well, something she did not really do with past partners. (though, she decided to wait before springing the whole "spider yokai" business on him)