the two ever

II IV REVIEW (it's me hating so skip to the tpot one if u want)

ok so I'm probably gonna get FLAMMEEEDDDDD for saying this but I have to before I can give my opinion on the ii episode

Ive never liked payjay. never

I never got the dynamic

I tried liking it after it became canon but I can't I'm sorry

it's not a homophobic typeshit not at all more like I don't see it.

but anyway, I didn't like the ii episode. it's not bad at all, like fan became conscious but that's about it. most of the episode was fanservice and it misscharacterized some of them like cabby would NEVER say lowk, and they were focused on ships like wdym magnet said to pepper "are you just playing hard to get??" like. like. no. and payjay ohhhh payjay... I don't hate that ship exactly but I think they're milking the ship too much (they kissed). talking about milking ships holy they milked fantube a lot this episode.

but anyway the episode did have wholesome/sad moments which and was funny is nice or wtv,,,,,,,

TPOT REVEIW

this one's long................................................

ok ok this one was so so so good I'm still processing what happened tpot ilysm tpot..........................

ok ok ok ok so pencil went through 2763 timelines and she like got more and more and more manic after every timeline and she said some stuff which was funy

"GET IN THE VAN'

and

"I didn't murder her, she killed herself."

edit: it's actually "no numbskull, ruby literally killed herself"

talking about suicide why did like so many objects kill themselves in that episode idk

and like there was a group suicide of free smart like???

also me when I run over people

also I feel so bad for pencil you can tell she's going through it

also pencil realized she was in the wrong(finally) and is now against one and she met up with the other algebraliens so nice

we also see everyone who was in the moon and four tells the story about one I fucking think idk I don't remember but we also see threes perspective when he was telling a story to purple face from what happened and we see why four was the way he was in bfb

purple face and three are nice freinds I would say but I heard people shipping them already

BRO LET THEM BE PLATONIC!!!!

(basically because he was attempting to figure out how to recover and he started enjoying killing objecs after he learned he could recover, and completely forgot about fixing three.)

also realistic foot for some reason put those grippers away four

and also two finally acknowledged it wasn't their fault and omg omgomgonsishs I wanna cry just remembering the scene of them caressing the photo that gaty was missing from

TALKING ABOUT GATY OMG

so barf bag, gaty, and basketball arent fully gone, geeki says that they're in the void which seems reasonable @ojwolfy wanted to tag you because mentioned you

but anyway everyone inside the moon escapes and they recover ppl

one starts venting to bh and yk that thing they gave to pencil, it originally was for herself and they went through 500+ different timelines trying to fix stuff with three and there was a timeline where they were all freinds and omg omg but then she decided the thing she was doing in the current time was the only thing that could fix it. and I felt really bad for her especially when she was having flashbacks of what she did and she started saying

"itsallforthreeitsallforthreeitsallforthree...."

and I felt bad (I'm still mad at her but I hate her a bit less) and black hole tried helping them mostly because one threatened to erase fanny (or at least try to). I liked black hole and ones interactions, especially the part where she was talking about flowers

"with all that power you can't do something as simple as this? *smells flower*"

"that's why I'm competing for this power, you know."

or something along those lines

but then marker entered a black hole which made him come out of the alive bh??? idk how but that happened

and then bh tried distracting one and all that and it was going really nice but then bh told marker to make a run for it and she got mad which was disapointing because it was a really nice conversation

also one apparently wanted to help out at the hotel which is nice

also the zeros were holding a funeral for 15 which was cute aww but sad

also cuddle pile with everyone in the exit

then one wants to get everyone and four just

eats them

but then one forces four in the moon and he's shaking from fear but they keep fighting to stay out to the point they're trying to crawl out the moon

I was sad at that part

also fanny is so fucking dead the episode ended with her saying "I HATE YOU!" to one mannnnn fanny whyyy

AND AND THE YURI!!! MATCHIL YURI!!

but that's it that's my thoughts on both episodes yes I'm very biased I cried on both I am still processing tpot tho omg.....